An advert on the official site of the NDLEA reads "we are recruiting, go to here to apply"

Click on the link... boom no link to apply (scam).

Fast forward... earlier today at NDLEA zonal office in Calabar, names are being collected (No scam).

So I wondered and wondered and even wandered into the wilderness to fast and pray for this country and I heard a voice!

The voice said "a scam that was never a scam".

yawns deeply* I took my step back from the wilderness to my bedroom to soak garri on top salt. I can't come and kill myself.

You feel me?