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[PL Jokes] Akpos, The Doctor And 3 Patients (see What Happened) by Playloaded: 8:25pm On Aug 10, 2019

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.

Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow and I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Akpos.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:

”So, Akpos, how was your day?”

Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.”

“Well-done, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” – says Akpos.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!”

“Holy Cow, And Akpos, what did you do?” –asks the doctor.

Akpos Said “I put eyes drops in her eyes.” !!!

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS!!!

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Re: [PL Jokes] Akpos, The Doctor And 3 Patients (see What Happened) by shilenji(m): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2019
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Re: [PL Jokes] Akpos, The Doctor And 3 Patients (see What Happened) by Vulcanheph(m): 9:09pm On Aug 10, 2019
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Re: [PL Jokes] Akpos, The Doctor And 3 Patients (see What Happened) by backnbeta(f): 9:16pm On Aug 10, 2019
Akpos is good at his job! Let's hope the eyedrop worked and she was able to 'see' men again

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