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25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 8:56am On Aug 25, 2019
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
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*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by mrjaydee(m): 9:01am On Aug 25, 2019
Na so..

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Susu888(m): 9:23am On Aug 25, 2019
Very informative, thank you @ O.p

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Makito015(m): 9:39am On Aug 25, 2019
Thank you

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Sweetas2(m): 9:42am On Aug 25, 2019
Very good information if you are street wise u don already know am

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 9:58am On Aug 25, 2019
Sweetas2:
Very good information if you are street wise u don already know am
Makito015:
Thank you
mrjaydee:
Na so..
Susu888:
Very informative, thank you @ O.p
Sweetas2:
Very good information if you are street wise u don already know am

You are all welcome. I suggest everyone saves the numbers of the state where you reside. Might come in handy in an emergency, who knows?

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by francisMKD(m): 10:19am On Aug 25, 2019
grabbed and saved! Meeka oo..

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Nobody: 10:25am On Aug 25, 2019
Lalasticlala please move to Front Page so Frontlanders can benefit from this info.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by lyriclekidd(m): 11:50am On Aug 25, 2019
Ok

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by starbuck(f): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
Odiegwu undecided undecided

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Bossontop(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
undecided
Wetin i wan carry d police numbers do now??

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Josnac(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
This will only work with mandatory reorientation of the police force. Those who are found incapable of sticking to the rules should be let go.

Every new IGP introduces their own reform in this country but las las, Nigeria police must live up to their negative reputation.

How many times have they been ordered to dismantle their illegal roadblocks?

How many times have we heard that bail is free??

If an arrest warrant is issued for your landlord and he's not around, they'd carry the tenant.

The police will invite you to their station for questioning and thereafter you're asked to bail yourself.

Come to Aba, you'd see them at strategic points along the bad sections of the road where they're sure motorists must slow down in order to enforce their extortion and #50 entitlement mentality.

I'd love to be optimistic about these phone numbers, but whoever is calling, its even best you have call recorder active on your phone, it may turn out to be your savior when the narrative is twisted..those who know will understand.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Larryfest(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
Hmmm.... The NPF should put all this on TV's and Radios in different local languages so that even the not so educated can take to the warnings too...

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Toscarel: 4:54pm On Aug 25, 2019
Don't forget to hold your change for each check point

And when reporting A robbery just tell them it's yahoo boys offloading money and watch the full might of the NPF

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by nsdirect: 4:54pm On Aug 25, 2019
How about 25 ways to stop shooting people at Will? Idiotas











See my signature to find out how to reject konji in your life.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by helphelp: 4:54pm On Aug 25, 2019
Number 17 is more like aiding a crime. If you have spies then it's best to assist in curbing crimes or corruption in workplace. Also, Number 25 na JOKE abi

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Maldini212(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
Can't. Take no moraphucking advice from an under paid third world cop

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by nanakgh(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
Sheesh.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Tolumiide: 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
Good one.

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by madenigga(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by etcsines: 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Kennitrust(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
Does the number 22 work?








With our police acting like agbro when are a victim of their interogation

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Livefreeordieha(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
igbodefender:
Hello Nigerians and visitors to Nigeria, I saw this and thought I should share:

*_#STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE#_*

*{FROM “INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE’S CRIME PREVENTION UNIT}*.

*It is so EASY TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, BUT DIFFICULT to COME OUT OF IT. The following are easy tips to stay out of trouble:*

*1. Do not offer lift to anybody at night for any reason whatsoever. You may be fallen into a trap.*

*2. If you were robbed and any of your property is taken away by the robbers, you should report the incidence within minutes, because if the robbers are caught and your property is found with them, without your report at The Police Station recorded, you will be deemed to be part of the robbers and may be charged and prosecuted as an Accomplice!*


*3. Do not buy used phones or laptops, except you are buying from a known friend and you have ascertained that he was the previous User, as it could be a product of theft, armed robbery or kidnapping, if so and you are arrested, you will be dealing with a case of armed robbery or kidnapping. Also do not buy vehicles from vendors, until you check the registration details at the National Vehicles Registration Database to know the actual owners, or you ascertain that the Customs Papers are genuine, it could be stolen, robbed vehicles or a product of a kidnapping operation.*

*4. Do not leave Credit Alerts on your phone. Delete them immediately, it could make a target of kidnapping in some circumstances or an easy way for fraudstars to empty your account.*

*5. Do not disclose your location online, it could make you an easy targets for assailants.*

*6. Do not give anybody, no matter how close, your phone or sim to make calls or allow people to put their sims in your phone to make calls, instead offer them airtime or your battery. If the person is wanted for a crime, you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the person.*

*7. Do not respond to strange persons, telling you about NNPC Contract, PHCN Contract, or errors in your accounts, they are fraudsters.*

*8. Do not ever stay in the midst of a mob, if any body dies from the mob action and you are apprehended at the scene, you will become a Murder Suspect!*

*9. Always watch your rear through your side or inner mirror while driving to ascertain if you are being trailed, if yes, drive to the nearest Police Station.*

*10. When flagged down by security agencies,, be calm, polite and communicate with them in good English. It helps. If at night put on your inner lights before you approach them, it shows you have nothing to hide.*

*11. Do not allow anybody to use your account or email for a third party transaction and do not transfer money for people indiscriminately, because you could be a soft target for the Police to get to the Person.*

*12. Do not use ATMs at remote places at night, you could be robbed or kidnapped.*
.
*13. Do not use an ATM Machine that shows Microsoft Error or any other error covering the screen, it may have been programmed by Yahoo Boys to siphon your money.*

*14. Do not give testimonies in church or at an occasion with details of you making money or acquiring priced assets, you may acquire a kidnapping value, the Church is a mixed crowd and venue of an event is not a safe place.*

*15. Keep details of your financial dealings away from your domestic staff and security details.*

*16. If you have Security Details, be careful what you say or do in their presence, they are also with you to spy on you.*

*17. If you worked in a Government Establishment or Multinational, be careful what you relate to your colleagues, Government may have spies in every Government Body and Major Company in Nigeria.*

*18. Be careful what you say on the phone, write on text and social media messages, every conversation is being monitored!*

*19. Always keep your outside light on and the light inside off at home when sleeping. It confuses robbers and other assailants.*

*20. Be careful what you communicate on Messenger, WhatsApp, or phone calls. They could easily be used as evidence against you by the Law Enforcement Agent. If wanted to make a classified communication, do it by WhatsApp calls. It cannot be recorded as it is an encrypted, end to end communication.*

*22. Read documents very well before you sign.You are bound by what you sign. Do not allow any police man, investigating officer or security agent to force you make any statements. Insist on seeing your Lawyer. By the New Law -ACJL, they will oblige you, never make a statement for any reason that will implicate you as you could be on your way to jail.*

*23. Having exotic dogs like Alsatians, Rotweilers, etc, not local dogs easily wades off criminals and alert you on the communication Assailants.*

*24. Always have enough credit on your phone before sleeping, never sleep without airtime on your phone and you must have the Police Control Room Number of your state and call first to be sure, that number can save your life and I tell you it works like magic.*

25. *Effective Use of the Nigeria Police Control Rooms:–*

a. You introduce yourself and explain your situation very briefly, which you must make look like a real emergency!

b.You must create by your call an urgency, that requires a swift and instant intervention of a Police Patrol Team and I assure you the Police will respond immediately, as there are punitive measures against not doing so, especially when something goes wrong.

c. Ensure that you give a vivid description of your address and be patient with the Control Room Operators, ensuring that you follow up on them with subsequent calls!

d. *The following are the Nigeria POLICE CONTROL ROOM NUMBERS in EACH STATE of the FEDERATION:–.*

S/No. State Command Police Control Phone Numbers:

1 ABIA 08035415408 08079210003 08079210004 08079210005
2 ADAMAWA 08089671313
3 AKWA IBOM 08039213071 08020913810
4 ANAMBRA 07039194332 08024922772 08075390511 08182951257
5 BAUCHI 08151849417 08127162434 08084763669 08073794920
6 BAYELSA 07034578208
7 BENUE 08066006475 08053039936 07075390677
8 BORNO 08068075581 08036071667 08123823322
9 CROSS RIVER 08133568456 07053355415
*10 DELTA 08036684974*
11 EBONYI 07064515001 08125273721 08084704673
12 EDO 08037646272 08077773721 08067551618
13 EKITI 08062335577 07089310359
14 ENUGU 08032003702 08075390883 08086671202
*15 FCT ABUJA 07057337653 08061581938 08032003913*
16 GOMBE 08150567771 08151855014
17 IMO 08034773600 08037037283
18 JIGAWA 08075391069 07089846285 08123821598
19 KADUNA 08123822284
20 KANO 08032419754 08123821575 064977004 064977005
21 KATSINA 08075391255 08075391250
22 KEBBI 08038797644 08075391307
23 KOGI 08075391335 07038329084
24 KWARA 07032069501 08125275046
*25 LAGOS...
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26) In your next life try to avoid our airspace and ensure u monitor which continent you coming to..

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by Joee2932: 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2019

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by eben2marketer: 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2019
shocked

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by ednut1(m): 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2019
Doesn't save you from stray bullets

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by MrTrend(m): 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2019
Really?

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Re: 25 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria – Nigeria Police Force by MrTrend(m): 4:57pm On Aug 25, 2019
WHAT's NEXT? grin

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