WE ARE NIGERIANS -We call every toothpaste MACLEAN We don't care -We call every noodle INDOMIE We are like that -We call every insecticide OTAPIAPIA We can't help it -We call every detergent OMO It's in our DNA -We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there ” We are like that We are just like that -When NEPA takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole street We are just like that -We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card We don't have a problem -We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's used We don't care -We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going We don't trust anybody,,not even a machine that is made by man -We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going We are courteous -We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning, -We are like dat -We cant change we are who we are. -we are Nigerians

source: https://figeria.com/topic-We-Are-Nigerians-Comedy-Crib

Lol reminds me of chenzen

This is a nice writeup but the words are too jam-packed, and it's tiring to read, edit it and use paragraph.