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Madam by r231(m): 3:27pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette (the maid) home for the weekend, and didn't inform her husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear. . . . . . . .my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch off the lights when in he came silently. . . . . . . . , He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light." ‘No madam’, said the gardener! |
Re: Madam by Odunnu: 3:37pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
Lmao |
Re: Madam by 9jvirgin(m): 3:49pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
Be on d trail of ur husband at ur own peril. No be only gardener go chop, aboki, PHCN staff, LAWMA officials, driver, ur regular okada man, cook even ur brother or son would have loaded ur ass unknowingly. Imagine what d gardener go dey fill like |
Re: Madam by carmelia(f): 3:56pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
lol, gud 4 her! |
Re: Madam by babyme1(f): 4:13pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
I don die! |
Re: Madam by CArt(m): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
r231:This is fantasticology. |
Re: Madam by StudioCFR(m): 11:09pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
stale |
Re: Madam by EfemenaXY: 12:52am On Oct 29, 2010 |
Now, that's terrible!! Cool Joke @Poster |
Re: Madam by Kunbee: 1:36am On Oct 30, 2010 |
awwww |
Re: Madam by KDK(m): 6:57am On Oct 30, 2010 |
@ kunbee, plz don't ever try to track me. U may end up like the above. Just trust me aii? |
Re: Madam by GeneroLJ: 7:56am On Oct 30, 2010 |
lol, very funny, the madam don do rubbish, |
Re: Madam by jamace(m): 2:20pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
Re: Madam by EfemenaXY: 2:52pm On Oct 30, 2010 |
KDK: hmmm - I smell serious gist here Oya KDK - spill the beans jor!! **Bats eyelashes at him!** |
Re: Madam by Kunbee: 12:59am On Oct 31, 2010 |
KDK: |
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