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Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by HamidO1(m): 10:08pm On Nov 01, 2010
powerblaze:

Voting for IBB, despite your brain reminding u of his past

Thats no warning sign, it's full blown madness. A practical example is Raymond Dokpesi, the man is MAD
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by HamidO1(m): 10:27pm On Nov 01, 2010
dayokanu:

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result. E.g Assene wenGer

Leave our Wenger alone abeg. He's stingy sha but dat no be madness
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by harakiri(m): 10:34pm On Nov 01, 2010
Others. . .

(1)Worshipping at MFM and screaming fire, fire, fire. . .die, die, die (like tortured/demented lost souls)
(2)Giving first salary/first fruits of the year to Pastors whereas the wife and kids aren't sure where the next meal is coming from.
(3)Swallowing every rooster and bull story the preacher delivers without questioning the "anointed".
(4)Praying to god to save Nigeria whereas our real problems can be dealth with in Aso rock.
(5)Looting funds and coming to church to give testimony of "divine blessings and favor".Praising god for awarding them contract to steal money( shocked)

How many person go talk? There are more crazy and mentally demented people in this country than we give credit.

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Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by mykali(m): 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2010
. . .i knew i was mad. I just needed confirmation.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by mystikal(m): 10:39pm On Nov 01, 2010
The most intelligent minds often have the most persuasive demons o

Madness is actually someone who knows more about Arsenal and spends more time discussing it than the Club he claims to support
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by harakiri(m): 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2010
mystikal:

The most intelligent minds often have the most persuasive demons o

Madness is actually someone who knows more about Arsenal and spends more time discussing it than the Club he claims to support

Actually madness is about someone from Kano state who knows all the players in the premiership but doesn't know his state has a football club called Kano Pillars. Chelsea,Liverpool,West ham and so on are cities in the UK. How many Nigerians can name 5 Nigerian clubs talk less of naming the players? But they always know what's going on in a foreign club even more than the coaches.They always know when a player is about to be loaned out or sent on transfer but they don't even know we have our leagues here.

If this is not MADNESS, i don't know what else is.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Nobody: 11:04pm On Nov 01, 2010
Mental disorder is not a joke and it's sighs varies depending on which mental disorder it is. You cant just group the symptoms together.

So the signs you're listing are just what "normal" Nigerian men shows everyday.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by kliffo(m): 11:08pm On Nov 01, 2010
When somebody starts to think like become, poor!!!!
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by harakiri(m): 11:11pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

Mental disorder is not a joke and it's sighs varies depending on which mental disorder it is. You cant just group the symptoms together.

So the signs you're listing are just what "normal" [b]Nigerian men [/b]shows everyday.

How about "Nigerian women"?Dem no dey craze abi?
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 01, 2010
harakiri:

How about "Nigerian women"?Dem no dey craze abi?

What a question! Wetin go dey make them craze? undecided
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by pcguru1(m): 11:16pm On Nov 01, 2010
sadyikes so does that mean i have mental disorder
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by invisible2(m): 11:20pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ranting from yankee or worse countries while wishing others could somehow turn your fatherland around for you.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by invisible2(m): 11:24pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

What a question! Wetin go dey make them craze? undecided
The same thing that made the 'Nigerian men' crazy.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Nobody: 11:29pm On Nov 01, 2010
invisible!:

The same thing that made the 'Nigerian men' crazy.
You're already showing one of the said signs: Confused thinking

Pele o.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by invisible2(m): 11:36pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

You're already showing one of the said signs: Confused thinking

Pele o.

How did you find out, after you left my house this evening?
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Nobody: 11:39pm On Nov 01, 2010
invisible!:

How did you find out, a[b]fter you left my house this evening?[/b]
CONFIRMED!

Another sign: Thoughts of suicide.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by MeGaStReEt: 11:48pm On Nov 01, 2010
infact ehn i don laff tire

una no go kill person for this NL
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by invisible2(m): 11:50pm On Nov 01, 2010
Ileke-IdI:

CONFIRMED!

Another sign: Thoughts of suicide.

Oh! you just confirmed you left my house, and remember I told you to stop those thoughts of suicide.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by dayokanu(m): 11:54pm On Nov 01, 2010
Madness is when someone blindly supports a football club that has been trophyless for 5 yrs without any hope of a reversal in fortune.

Little wonder why low lifes, Mechanics, Agberos etc support the same club
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Nobody: 11:56pm On Nov 01, 2010
invisible!:

Oh! you just confirmed you left my house, and remember I told you to stop those thoughts of suicide.

My dear, are you alright today? Whatz up with these mental disorder signs you're showing?
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Mobinga: 11:57pm On Nov 01, 2010
1 - Supporting any other club asides Liverpool (Level 7 Madness)
2 - Arguing with Mobinga on the internet (Level 9 Madness)
3 - Always visiting Nairaland when you get to a computer
4 - Not following Mobinga on twitter (Now this is just insane!!)



http://twitter.com/mobinga


© Infinity. Mobinga Inc
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Pafuri(m): 1:15am On Nov 02, 2010
Thiting, (giving 10% of whatever you have to the Church) eventhough you don't know where the next meal will come from. Worse, if you have children to feed.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Princek12(m): 1:37am On Nov 02, 2010
ebe like say the poster don kolo
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by chic2pimp(m): 1:43am On Nov 02, 2010
dayokanu:

Madness is when someone blindly supports a football club that has been trophyless for 5 yrs without any hope of a reversal in fortune.

Little wonder why low lifes, Mechanics, Agberos etc support the same club
mystikal:

The most intelligent minds often have the most persuasive demons o

Madness is actually someone who knows more about Arsenal and spends more time discussing it than the Club he claims to support
Hehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by estatemark(m): 4:29am On Nov 02, 2010
Everybody has a trait of all the above listed signs in varied level ( the fact a few people here will believe me is  sure sign of one of the above). however, It becomes a problem when it goes beyond our individual capacity to endure.


@topic : what does the poster wants to achieve, or is this some form of self assurance? lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Pafuri(m): 4:58am On Nov 02, 2010
The traits of madness could be found in:
-My family-in-law
-My 'enemies'
-My pastor/Mallam
-Witching War Warriors
-Redeem/Born Again
-Cele/Oschoffa
-Paying tithes in the face of hunger, especially when you have children
-IBB
-OBJ
-Nzeribe
-Alao-Akala
-Afenifere
-Babatope/Jakande/Tinubu
-Arewa Consulative whatever/Ciroma
-Ndigbo leadership
-Ministers
-Commissioners
-LGC chairmen and members
-Nigerians studying in Thailand
-Nigerian certificate forgers working in Europe and the US
-Con artists 'leading' Nigeria
-The Pope
-Sarkozy

Who did I forget?
grin grin grin
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by knotty(m): 7:11am On Nov 02, 2010
Pricing all manners of cars in Auto section without any plan to buy even a bicycle.

trying to make grammatical sense of WALESTAR`s posts. Amos Tutuola must have taught him grammar.

Exchanging points of argument with BECOMRICH on NL is the final proof of insanity.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by denony(m): 8:11am On Nov 02, 2010
It means we are all madddddddddddd grin grin
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by lwise(m): 9:05am On Nov 02, 2010
too much sex
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Emmyk(m): 9:11am On Nov 02, 2010
@knotty :-D loooool, you forgot d saying "perspire for what u desire and never Retire untill u aquire it". LEDDEM KEEP THE PRICING COMING!!! . Well to me, it's when you watch Teju Babyface presenting the UAC stuff. And you laf at his dry Jokes
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by Ecash1: 9:57am On Nov 02, 2010
Over suspicion is also another trait as well as fixed in-congruent beliefs.
Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by kemisuga(f): 10:17am On Nov 02, 2010
2mins madness is transferring already. wink

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