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Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 6:45pm On May 18, 2007
I hope Dr Dre will be available with his array of sweet, hot nurses to take care of all those who will faint tommorow as well as those who will be exhausted by joy.
I enjoyed their services when my darling liverpool stopped, as they are wont to do, chelsea from making progress in the UCL.
I only hope Dr Dre will have his facilities including the famous internet ambulance ready for the mass casualty that will happen tommorow grin grin

all the best to nairaland medical centre staff cool
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 9:33pm On May 18, 2007
Haa Dr Dre

i am rendering my services . and will be compiling the casualty list grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 5:00pm On May 19, 2007
@ Toshmann
Thanks for this.
I'm sure you can tell people how good my services are. wink

@ Mukina2
Thanks Mukina for your assistance. smiley

Just a hint, I got more hot nurses now. Even if you're not sick, you will want to come in for something grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 5:04pm On May 19, 2007
hot nurses? kiss
abeg i'm sick cool hoha i'm sick cool abeg
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 5:15pm On May 19, 2007
@ Toshmann
You have been trying to do something else with my nurses.
Maybe I will have to employ a male nurses because of you grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 5:35pm On May 19, 2007
male nurses?
count me out cool
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 5:38pm On May 19, 2007
@ Toshmann
Yes, the male nurses will be for people like you that like to try something else with my nurses grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 5:53pm On May 19, 2007
ok then i'm not sick again. i hereby discharge myself

imagine giving me male nurses. nonsense
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 6:04pm On May 19, 2007
@ Toshmann
Got you!
Now I know how to make people like you declare there through medical state. grin
You no go come here dey lie say you sick because of my beautiful female nurses grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 6:34pm On May 19, 2007
what if i want to assist them nurses. . . .somehow cheesy you know, in mass casualty all hands should be on deck grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 6:36pm On May 19, 2007
@ Toshmann
No problem with that but I know what you are trying to do so I will be watching you
The other time you were sick, you were asking for condoms in the wards
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 8:29pm On May 19, 2007
chei!!!!

i have lost count of the casualities grin


Razorr just collapsed too much excitement grin

updates on the scummies will follow shortly tongue grin

Tosh why do you want admission? angry
wait till wednesday .a special room has been reserved for you angry am sure you'll need it .Gattuso said so angry grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2007
walks into thread, exhusted from working in the hosptial
@ Mukina
Good to have you here to help Muki wink
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 9:08pm On May 19, 2007
*consoling some patients*

J Girl take it easy .Drogba was on drugs cheesy wink

Justkunmi .Giggs was just being crazy .pls do not fight him grin

haaa Riky shocked why do you want to snipe maureen grin

Bola sleep pls .i cant get you excited now cheesy

Manu4life stop talking . ok . i wont release new titles till you are perfectly ok grin cheesy

9Jia4ever stop blamin the ref .he did his job embarassed grin

reports reaching our front desk claims that Jackal and his clones climed up the highest buliding demanding that the match be replayed grin

4-Play cry cry has gone from bad to worst at the mental institution cry

more updates later grin

signed:
Mukina2 Zuliman grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 9:51pm On May 19, 2007
mukina2:

Tosh why do you want admission? angry
wait till wednesday .a special room has been reserved for you angry am sure you'll need it .Gattuso said so angry grin

did this come from my muky or someone is using her name to write this undecided

no, my muky cant write this
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 9:53pm On May 19, 2007
it came from me angry
why must you seek admission from the nurses angry
are you sick? angry
angry angry angry angry
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by toshmann(m): 9:55pm On May 19, 2007
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 10:23pm On May 23, 2007
The hopital is getting really full now grin

Oya Mukina, abeg post the list of patients grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 10:34pm On May 23, 2007
Dr Dre i was watching the match with Toshmann ,since he fainted,  he hasnt recovered cry embarassed

Viee  is threatning to snipe Inzhaghi shocked grin

she had to be restrained angry razorr has  tackled her well .

Opeyemi  has stopped talking  o grin wink


Kliverpool trew his tv out of the window and almost  jumped  out of the window .

the nursing staff has been excellent grin cool
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by DrDre1(m): 10:46pm On May 23, 2007
Thank you jare Muki.

I know what can make Toshmann wake up sharp sharp.
I will get one of the beautiful nurses to come and do mouth-to-mouth reviving technique for him grin

Kliverpool's case seem to need a Psychiatrist's attention grin
Re: Dr Dre: Remedy For Mass Casualty by mukina2: 10:50pm On May 23, 2007
you are right on Kliverpool's case grin we've been on the phone to Dr Black ever since, he'll be here soon cheesy


No mouth to mouth for tosh angry, he'll recover grin

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