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Who Get This Kpomo? by xynerise: 12:56am On Nov 03, 2010
grin. This happens to be the most embarrased day of my life. Then I was 20 yrs old and very cute. That was the period guys save their feeding money and T fare to buy one T shirt. My mum had a supermarket then in Orile and she usually cook soup in the evening and asked someone at home to come to her shop to collect the soup. That day it was my turn to carry soup go house and it was a delicous soup with kpomo and fish heads. grin. It was inside a custard/paint container. I had to buy a fancy nylon so people will not know what I am carrying. As a big boy levels grin. When I got to the express road about to jump pavement that seperated the two lanes, my knee hit the pavement and I fell down. The soup poured on my body while the kpomo was on my head. This is happening at the busstop. I started picking the kpomo and fishes and put them back in the container. When I stood up to go, a fine gal called me back and said " bros see your kpomo. I almost cried. grin. For 1 year I did not cross that area.
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by MrBones2(m): 1:06am On Nov 03, 2010
[size=13pt] SMMFH [/size]
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by chicolity(m): 7:35am On Nov 03, 2010
why wouldn't you pass the area, or did you forget any piece of kpomo there??lol
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by Coolabbie: 8:31am On Nov 03, 2010
lol eeeeya sori
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 4:05pm On Nov 03, 2010
Wetin be kpomo?
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by lysaa(f): 5:19pm On Nov 03, 2010
Ur mama supermarket get kitchen?
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by xynerise: 9:26pm On Nov 03, 2010
Yes. Where have you been?
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 11:07pm On Nov 03, 2010
Lyssa

U well so?
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by lysaa(f): 12:39pm On Nov 05, 2010
xynerise:

Yes. Where have you been?
MIA embarassed

Studio CFR:

Lyssa

U well so?
Na your mama by extension too? undecided
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 1:32pm On Nov 05, 2010
Amadioha fire dat your sagged craw craw yan.sh for dia.

Ewu!
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by clemcykul(f): 1:40pm On Nov 05, 2010
@xunerise
sorry o, lol

very funny post, hope ur momsie no swear for u sha
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by Rhymez(m): 4:01pm On Nov 05, 2010
Now that is a kpomo experience. grin
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by bashydemy(m): 7:53am On Nov 06, 2010
@OP you shouldn't have come over to expose how hard you gone through during your childhood eating kpomo no wonder leather shoes cost then.
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 8:00am On Nov 06, 2010
Hehehe
leather shoes dey expensive for market due to scarcity of kpomo.
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by bashydemy(m): 8:44am On Nov 06, 2010
yes have you forgotten though it has been a while then we hardly see Leather show na rubber we dey see then
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by mykali(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2010
lmao. Makes me remember this ajepako poem we used to recite

''one boy carry kpomo for him head. . .'' grin
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by bashydemy(m): 10:20am On Nov 06, 2010
Are you boy in kweson
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by mykali(m): 10:30am On Nov 06, 2010
^^
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by bashydemy(m): 12:35pm On Nov 06, 2010
you dont need to be sad
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by clemcykul(f): 12:41pm On Nov 06, 2010
afterall poverty no dey kill
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 12:45pm On Nov 06, 2010
tis endurable
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by skfa1: 12:49pm On Nov 06, 2010
lysaa:

your mama supermarket get kitchen?

Lysaa, see this kain question wey u ask, lol
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by mykali(m): 7:27am On Nov 07, 2010
bashy_demy:

you dont need to be sad
clemcykul:

afterall poverty no dey kill
Studio CFR:

tis endurable

Hahahaha. . .una nor well grin
Re: Who Get This Kpomo? by StudioCFR(m): 7:30am On Nov 07, 2010
Lol

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