One Hausa man was coming to Lagos in a public transport bus on a Sunday morning. On getting to a town where they sell goats, he decided to buy one 4 his neighbour.
When they finally got to where the bus stopped, everyone alighted and the goat took advantage of that for an easy escape.
Immediately the bus driver alerted the Hausa man that his goat has fled, instead of running after the goat he sat unruffled in the bus laughing at the goat.
When he was asked what was funny, he said
“kai walahi no mind the goat, make he run,
the address wey e dey go dey my pocket”
what a tale……