The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in
the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks, And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You gotta love Grandmas

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posting a stale joke

Oh?

and I thought it was an educative joke - okay then check this one out:

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at
being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries
about being eaten, "



As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod
appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin
turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid
of being eaten by his old mate.



Time went on (as it invariably does, ) and Justin found himself becoming
bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever
he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing
appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one
day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin
figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod
to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his
friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve
a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the
reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's
at home,distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and
became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right
again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's
house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He
banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend,
come out and see me again".

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy
and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the
old me. I've changed",



, (wait for it) . . ,



















, "I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian"

nice jokes efe i love it, keep em coming

av u checked mine on d jokes section (i bet u'll love it)

I love that Grandma joke, got an idea.

lol!!

Eyah, I nor send o!!

long time girl - how've u been??

Thanks for asking, I'm fine, just kind of busy at work after coming back from vacation. Hope your doing great and having fun all the time.

'prawn again christian' lol

Where is the yoke?

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"
The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him!!!."

Weldone

*throws bomb at him*

@ waqar:

Lol nice jokes y'all.

'@ waqar u are hillarious
@efemena_wy realy funny

lolz @ jokes

kudos guyz

lancaster:

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@efemena_zy realy funny

Thanks man - much appreciated

na isoko woman be dat grand ma.

^^ well, at least she be smart grandma now

Nice jokes at least i laugh before going to bed

The last 1 is not funny.

How sure you are?

still looking for d joke anyway

Check Above.