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Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by sizzlers(m): 8:28pm On Nov 07, 2010
Old people have problems that
you haven ’t even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was
requested by his doctor for a
sperm count as
part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar
and said, “Take this jar
home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow. ”
The next day the 85-year-old
man reappeared at the doctor’s
office
and gave him the jar, which was
as clean and empty as on the
previous
day …
The doctor asked what
happened and the man
explained,
“ Well, doc, it’s like this—first I
tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still
nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still
nothing …
We even called up Arleen, the lady
next door and she
tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin ’ it between her
knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You
asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep, and
none of us could get the jar
open. ”
Re: Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by EfemenaXY: 8:38pm On Nov 07, 2010
Lol!!

you really got me there cheesy cheesy

Nice 1 @poster - me likey!!
Re: Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by AmAlone: 11:16pm On Nov 07, 2010
I like!!! grin grin grin
Re: Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by StudioCFR(m): 12:25am On Nov 08, 2010
U dont!
Re: Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by sizzlers(m): 11:04am On Nov 08, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

you really got me there cheesy cheesy

Nice 1 @poster - me likey!!
really
Re: Sexy, Wanna Play U Off by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On Nov 08, 2010
nice one grin

tot its da main action grin

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