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If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 10:09pm On Oct 16, 2019
If You Want To Be Virgin Again
.
1.If you want to be virgin again
text “close hole ” To short code
419. Girls only
.
2.Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest…..congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete…
.
3. Ladies who married because
of money be like
I miss u my HUSBANK”
.
4.Just look at urself and be honest
can u marry some one that behave like u??
.
5.Only marry couples have the right to complain about cheating not some two confuse fornicators in the name of boyfriend and
girlfriend

6.A kind of eyelashes some ladies
be having nowadays I’m certain if
they blink very fast they can start flying
.
7.Dead bones shall raise again no
be for breast wehh done samankuehhhhh
.
8.The joy of having Yoruba
neighbours is that every weekend
is party .. But when they start
quarrelling run for ur life.
.
9.Imagine Testifying Against An
Assassin In Court And Was Granted
Bail At The End Of The Day.
.
10.IF U WANT TO SEE THE
STRENGTH OF A PERSON TRY TO
PUSH THE TOILET DOOR WHILE THEY ARE INSIDE
.
11.In fact I want to send some
money to someone in this group
but sorry the transaction was
INCONCLUSIVE
.
12.Just Imagine you are in heaven eating your daily bread then boom!! Satan passes with pizza.I know slay queens will follow him.
They will be like “Satie, Satie, wait for me!
.
13. I hate people who use big
English words to make us feeel
perspicasitated Don’t ask me the meaning
.
14When I visit a witch doctor, I
give him my phone to guess my
password. If he gets it right we can now start discussing my problems.
I’m very serious these days.
.
After laughing and u say u won’t
comment…… Hmmmmm I pity ur
conditions
.
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Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 10:17pm On Nov 06, 2019
this is funny
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by FrAnCkIfY(m): 2:51pm On Nov 07, 2019
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Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by FrAnCkIfY(m): 2:52pm On Nov 07, 2019
Lmao
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 1:26pm On Nov 19, 2019
lol
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by ublight: 2:32pm On Nov 19, 2019
your joke no funny sef. Hahahahahahahaha
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 8:14am On Dec 30, 2019
please read
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by Timilol: 2:20pm On Jan 01, 2020
Very funny

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Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by amsassy(f): 1:13am On Jan 03, 2020
How you do am
The joke dry but i rolled on the floor lafin.
If e wet what will i do?



Jamb just resume
Forget my hinglish

Nice one

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Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 12:50pm On Feb 29, 2020
woww
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 8:27am On Mar 12, 2020
wow
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 6:23pm On Mar 21, 2020
better
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by jameshood: 12:40am On Apr 08, 2020
lol
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by ShawnMichael: 2:57am On Apr 18, 2020
lolling
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by ShawnMichael: 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2020
sweat and tears
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by ShawnMichael: 5:26pm On Jul 19, 2020
thanks
Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by adekola72559: 1:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
cheesy

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