Subject: Bad drivers signs.
You might need to go back to driving school if you have one of these sign,


You rammed the car ahead of you to let them know the light is green

There's a dead homeless man in your windshield

You tell people if they dont like your driving to get off the sidewalk

If you've had at least 25 speeding tickets

When you can no longer out-run the cops

When your license plate says "catch me"

When you start honking at people in Wheelchairs for crossing the street

If you apply make-up while you drive

Police roadblocks are nothing more than speed bumps to you

When the cops Lo-Jack your car

You are a regular on "World's Wildest Police Videos"

You flash your shniz at photographers when getting out of the front seat

You think cruise control means you could drive it in water

You shift it into park on the freeway because you think "P" means pass

thats funny