I Got this from a friend and am very sure u will forward it too, ENJOY IT

I believe this is a 'classic'....


One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.
Well, The passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like
it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT!!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman
enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to
my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love Me for who I am and not
what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave
short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing ecstatic satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT??!!!" I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

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excellent write up and i like it so muchhhhhhhh..itz a lesson 4 every1 though..good job

Read this b/4. But its still hilarous.

OMG.... this is a very good one here and a good handwriting too....
what will the woman do now

Plain funny is what this is.

Terry1:

OMG, this is a very good one here and a good handwriting too,
what will the woman do now

She'll do exactly what he did the previous night.

Ha Ha Ha.

I read this Jokes in Phoebes magazine but still cool anyway.

Love Ya.

good for her

Talk about Tit 4 Tat ehh. Serves her right.

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