1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room,
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

The hooker making more than dad,really funny.

Good: it made me laff
Bad: I'm lying
Ugly: sum1 posted dis joke earlier

Lol

snthesis:

Good: it made me laff
Bad: I'm lying
Ugly: sum1 posted dis joke earlier

hahaha synthesis!! - well, my view is slight different o!

Good: Cool Jokes @poster

Bad: Never seen 'em b/4

Ugly: I actually want to hear more!! 

Good: its ugly
Bad: its Good
Ugly:its GOOD n bad
Way Ugly: its none of the above

snthesis:

Good: it made me laff
Bad: I'm lying
Ugly: sum1 posted dis joke earlier

you said it has been posted? by who and what date?

Efemena_xy:


hahaha synthesis!! - well, my view is slight different o!

Good: Cool Jokes @poster

Bad: Never seen 'em b/4

Ugly: I actually want to hear more!!

thanks for appreciating my little joke, i'll do more!

allabosky:

Good: its ugly
Bad: its Good
Ugly:its GOOD n bad
Way Ugly: its none of the above

Ribs dey ache me. Luv d 13 yr old borrowr n d hookr.

I want shite lol!

GOOD:you posted something
BAD: where is studio
UGLY: where is the joke®

Da_b¤§§.:

GOOD:you posted something
BAD: where is studio
UGLY: where is the joke®

must you comment when you don't know what to write? you want me to notice you hun?
okay, ati rii yin

dude u are d attention seeker hia
stop em stale jokes

Da_b¤§§.:

dude u are d attention seeker hia
stop em stale jokes

Good: i hear you
Bad: i'll continue with the jokes
Ugly: find other threads
way ugly: you're littering my threads

Good: Nice joke
Bad: I want to read more jokes
Ugly: I cant find my glasses 

lool

^^ Lol!!

Those glassess don waka now

@Da-Bad*asz

Do i know u?

And why u dey try rub my name wit dis stale joke

^^^^
OOOH SHUT UP
what are u feeling like










A§§hole

lol

Wow. Some1 finally figured out ur role model,

Tehehehe