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Who To Marry by toosexy1: 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2010 |
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money. Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts. |
Re: Who To Marry by sima(f): 4:09am On Nov 14, 2010 |
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Re: Who To Marry by StudioCFR(m): 4:12am On Nov 14, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: Who To Marry by greedie1(f): 6:35pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
interesting piece, but was it meant to be a joke? |
Re: Who To Marry by allabosky(m): 10:22pm On Nov 14, 2010 |
opened hisss n walked away |
Re: Who To Marry by toosexy1: 2:25pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
gree-die:yes it is thats yits in tha joke section allabosky:waka go wherever you like, phewww |
Re: Who To Marry by StudioCFR(m): 2:26pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
lol |
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