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Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by my2cents(m): 8:39pm On May 22, 2007 |
YARADUA'S FIRST MESSAGE TO NIGERIANS Sank you, sank you, my pellow Naijurians por ze goodwill messages. I want to sank you por not boting por me as fresident of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. But I received ze most imfortant botes prom Fresident Obasanjo and INEC. Zis is why I have now been declared ze winner of ze elections and ze fresident-elect of ze Pederal Refublic of Naijuria. Nagode to Obasanjo and nagode to INEC, for zia beri beri imfortant suffort. Ze pirst task of my new gwament is to fray por feace and stability in Naijuria. I will now ask all ze depeated fresidential candidates to join me in a gwament of national unity. So I will bring back my priends like Atiku, General Babangida and Buhari into my new gwament. I sink Atiku will be good as ze new head of ze EFCC. Fresident Obasanjo should not worry about my gwament frobing him, gaskiya, at least until apter May 29. Babangida will be ze new minister por pinance, and Buhari will be in charge of ze ministry of War Against Indiscifline. My fipul, ze task bepore us is a great one, walahi talahi. I don't know where to start, but I want to ashuwa you zat I will act in consultation with all ze emirs and imams. I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu. One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul. Umaru Yar'Adua Fresident elect |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by kachiface(m): 8:41pm On May 22, 2007 |
hahahahahahahahahahah |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by doncartel: 9:36pm On May 22, 2007 |
, and nagode to ribadu,nagode to tafa,nagode to ehindero,nagode to ali and madukwe,nagode to sss and pynali but not the least,nagode to all alaye fathers in naishayria. fi di fi fawa fawa fawa!!!!! |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by bantos(m): 5:58pm On May 26, 2007 |
@my2cent U stole my posting without taking permission from me. Anyway, it's innovation it was tight |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by my2cents(m): 5:51am On May 27, 2007 |
bantos, it was forwarded to me by someone in Nigeria so I guess that person, and not myself, stole it from you |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by Moriki(m): 11:53am On May 27, 2007 |
Mr. my2cents! Can we please know your tribe or what part of the country you came from so that we know the direction of your post? |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by my2cents(m): 1:19pm On May 27, 2007 |
Moriki, My origin is totally irrelevant. My post was meant to make people laugh and not to offend. This has nothing to do with tribe. If it did, then I would probably have posted it in the "politics" section. In other words, my post has no agenda or "direction". Lighten up my friend |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by Alexos(m): 5:01pm On May 27, 2007 |
Wat a beautipul write uf, fery good indeed Thumps uf |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by bodsibobo(m): 3:11pm On May 28, 2007 |
nagode feri feri muach, my 2cents, you get am plenty for sense falla falla. insha allah, i muast change youer name to 'my2dollars'. @moriki I am sure this was meant as a joke. learn not to always think along tribal inclinations at every simple joke. Even when jokes are raised about obj, or an igbo personality, we should take it in a lighter mood, or else you'll , |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by Moriki(m): 5:19pm On May 28, 2007 |
Wat? |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 30, 2007 |
@ my2cents It is unfair of you to copy ones joke. Try to be creative on your own. The Joke is originally owned by doctor J. |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by marlet01(m): 6:56pm On May 30, 2007 |
This is a popular joke and it's everywhere, this is not the first place am seeing it. But it's really funny |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by my2cents(m): 5:32pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
dason4life, It appears you may have taken a little sip from the swamps surrounding the theatre at Surulere Did I ever say it was mine? If that is what it implies, then sorry for the confusion. To me, any jokes I read here are either from chain spam emails or from books or word-of-mouth and that's the whole point. Either way, this is a jokes section man, lighten up!! Now, do you feel better? |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by cyprianjr(m): 6:33pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
I am now going to Germany por treatment por exhaustion prom making zis sfeech. I shall be back por ze swearing in ceremony, insha Allahu. One Nigeria, one Fee-Di-Fee, Fower to ze fipul. lol, laughing hard here |
Re: Yaradua's First Presidential Speech Leaked To The Press! by thecrew: 9:25pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
that funny man |
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