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Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2010
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2010
pls quit
p.s you are guy
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2010
You try
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

pls quit
p.s you are guy

seems you need to get your self a medicated glasses, so that you will see if i'm a male or not. phewwwww
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 10:02pm On Nov 15, 2010
yeah i can see yo sex bt ur signature is so 'ungirlish'
just another dull dude with a stu?idly low sense of humour
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by EfemenaXY: 2:26am On Nov 16, 2010
hmm - seen it b/4 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 6:27am On Nov 16, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

yeah i can see yo sex bt your signature is so 'ungirlish'
just another dull dude with a stu?idly low sense of humour

heeya sorry, you're are suffering from serious inferiority complex, and the only way you feel alright is to bring others down. but you need to go for rehab. to do somefin about your low self-esteem. son of a b.i.t.ch!

don't f.u-c=k with me if you know you are p-r-i.c.kless, if you do, i'll screw you boy cool cool
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 7:04am On Nov 16, 2010
too sexy:

heeya sorry, you're are suffering from serious inferiority complex, and the only way you feel alright is to bring others down. but you need to go for rehab. to do somefin about your low self-esteem. son of a b.i.t.ch!

don't f.u-c=k with me if you know you are p-r-i.c.kless, if you do, i'll screw you boy cool cool
ooh
yo soooo wish
nat even in yo wildest dreams nitwit
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:14am On Nov 16, 2010
Da_b¤§§.:

ooh
yo soooo wish
nat even in yo wildest dreams nitwit

you're far far behind!
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by sima(f): 7:23am On Nov 16, 2010
hmmm, nice but old tongue
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 9:40am On Nov 16, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 9:55am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

Where is the joke?

ask me again, phewww
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:05am On Nov 16, 2010
*blinks*

U well so?
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:17am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

*blinks*

U well so?

it seems you are suffering from a life threatening ailment or skon skon dey worry you ni?
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:26am On Nov 16, 2010
The difference between the wise and foolish person is that the wise seemingly calm while the foolish is always flippant with her tongue.


I go soon arrange for your BAN
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:34am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

The difference between the wise and foolish person is that the wise seemingly calm while the foolish is always flippant with her tongue.


I go soon arrange for your BAN

yes! you are right, but i'm the wise one. mugu, go ahead with the ban arrangement Baale of Nairaland. if you no arrange the Ban god go punish you!dan-iska
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by greedie1(f): 10:36am On Nov 16, 2010
@too sexy, why r u attackin evrybdy? Pls chill
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:38am On Nov 16, 2010
See wetin frustration dey do person

U go soon kill yourself by yourself

Crase woman
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:41am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

See wetin frustration dey do person

U go soon kill yourself by yourself

Crase woman

i'm not one of those you can bully on NL hun?

roast yourself alive

Madd fellow
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2010
gree-die:

@too sexy, why r u attackin evrybdy? Pls chill


read the thread before delivering judgement, please.

i attack you?

my rule is simple, attack me and i'll attack you

i won't allow a dog with rabbies to attack me without attacking back
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Basildon1(m): 10:50am On Nov 16, 2010
too sexy:


roast yourself alive

cheesy  cheesy LMAO
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:51am On Nov 16, 2010
Ode

U no happy sey celebrity like me dey bully razz girl/woman/boy/man/hermaphrodite like u.

U supposed go give thanks giving for church on sunday for all dis attention i dey give u.
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:59am On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

Ode

U no happy sey celebrity like me dey bully razz girl/woman/boy/man/hermaphrodite like u.

U supposed go give thanks giving for church on sunday for all dis attention i dey give u.

monkeyyy, you are consoling your self, cele tity wey you be

mummu of the highest order
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 11:02am On Nov 16, 2010
Ok i rest my case

E no easy
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by greedie1(f): 11:20am On Nov 16, 2010
read the thread before
delivering judgement,
please.
i attack you?
my rule is simple, attack
me and i'll attack you
i won't allow a dog with
rabbies to attack me
without attacking back

chic it doesnt speak good of u,u r a lady!!
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2010
gree-die:

chic it doesnt speak good of u,u r a lady!!

you try iyawo lipsrsealed
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 7:43pm On Nov 16, 2010
I see u hater

Sup?

No insult me oh lol
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

I see u hater

Sup?

No insult me oh lol

even if you close your eyes dreaming till next year, you wont see me, hatest

i will only insult you if you try to bite me, lolz,
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2010
Naughty you
Lol
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2010
Studio CFR:

Naughty you
Lol



grin grin grin
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by ragdollz: 8:59pm On Nov 16, 2010
Don't know which is more funny, the joke or the abuse going between the poster and mr. Studio. Let me just say, good joke, I enjoyed it.
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 9:00pm On Nov 16, 2010
Wetin happen

U miss' your period?

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