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Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 3:59pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.” One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.” |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 4:50pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
pls quit p.s you are guy |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
You try |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
Da_b¤§§.: seems you need to get your self a medicated glasses, so that you will see if i'm a male or not. phewwwww |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 10:02pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
yeah i can see yo sex bt ur signature is so 'ungirlish' just another dull dude with a stu?idly low sense of humour |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by EfemenaXY: 2:26am On Nov 16, 2010 |
hmm - seen it b/4 |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 6:27am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Da_b¤§§.: heeya sorry, you're are suffering from serious inferiority complex, and the only way you feel alright is to bring others down. but you need to go for rehab. to do somefin about your low self-esteem. son of a b.i.t.ch! don't f.u-c=k with me if you know you are p-r-i.c.kless, if you do, i'll screw you boy |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Dabss(m): 7:04am On Nov 16, 2010 |
too sexy:ooh yo soooo wish nat even in yo wildest dreams nitwit |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:14am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Da_b¤§§.: you're far far behind! |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by sima(f): 7:23am On Nov 16, 2010 |
hmmm, nice but old |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 9:40am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 9:55am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: ask me again, phewww |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:05am On Nov 16, 2010 |
*blinks* U well so? |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:17am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: it seems you are suffering from a life threatening ailment or skon skon dey worry you ni? |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:26am On Nov 16, 2010 |
The difference between the wise and foolish person is that the wise seemingly calm while the foolish is always flippant with her tongue. I go soon arrange for your BAN |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:34am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: yes! you are right, but i'm the wise one. mugu, go ahead with the ban arrangement Baale of Nairaland. if you no arrange the Ban god go punish you!dan-iska |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by greedie1(f): 10:36am On Nov 16, 2010 |
@too sexy, why r u attackin evrybdy? Pls chill |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:38am On Nov 16, 2010 |
See wetin frustration dey do person U go soon kill yourself by yourself Crase woman |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:41am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: i'm not one of those you can bully on NL hun? roast yourself alive Madd fellow |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2010 |
gree-die: read the thread before delivering judgement, please. i attack you? my rule is simple, attack me and i'll attack you i won't allow a dog with rabbies to attack me without attacking back |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by Basildon1(m): 10:50am On Nov 16, 2010 |
too sexy: LMAO |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 10:51am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Ode U no happy sey celebrity like me dey bully razz girl/woman/boy/man/hermaphrodite like u. U supposed go give thanks giving for church on sunday for all dis attention i dey give u. |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 10:59am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: monkeyyy, you are consoling your self, cele tity wey you be mummu of the highest order |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 11:02am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Ok i rest my case E no easy |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by greedie1(f): 11:20am On Nov 16, 2010 |
read the thread before chic it doesnt speak good of u,u r a lady!! |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 7:27pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
gree-die: you try iyawo |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 7:43pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
I see u hater Sup? No insult me oh lol |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: even if you close your eyes dreaming till next year, you wont see me, hatest i will only insult you if you try to bite me, lolz, |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Naughty you Lol |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by toosexy1: 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Studio CFR: |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by ragdollz: 8:59pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Don't know which is more funny, the joke or the abuse going between the poster and mr. Studio. Let me just say, good joke, I enjoyed it. |
Re: Her Legs Are Finally Together by StudioCFR(m): 9:00pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Wetin happen U miss' your period? |
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