A fake man of God who is only in the business of gain and exploiting members by quoting scripture asks his audience for a seed offering to get a miracle he says:

"someone here needs a miracle
if you do pls stand up."

all stood up.

happy with the overwhelming response. he went further to say:
"ok how many of you are ready to sow a seed to get the miracle."

half sat down.

He got a little angry and then said

"ok, how many are ready to pay just 500,000 to get
a miracle."

everyone sat down (then a few seconds later one person stood back up)

then the pastor disappointed, cheered up and said

"well no miracle for the rest, save for this one man. for as the bible says:

"If a man has a hundred sheep and one of them goes astray, will he not leave the ninety-nine on the hills and go out to search for the one that is lost? .... ".

lolzzz.

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