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My Prospective Sister In Law by bilms(m): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2010
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, It was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your Car.

sam milla
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by 190: 12:02pm On Nov 22, 2010
OLD STORY

Try tortoise and the palm kernel story NEXT!!
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by lysaa(f): 12:08pm On Nov 22, 2010
? Blims is milla shocked
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by StudioCFR(m): 12:11pm On Nov 22, 2010
I dont think so lyssa
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by MrBones2(m): 12:13pm On Nov 22, 2010
It's a super story! . . . . .**hums**
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by lysaa(f): 12:18pm On Nov 22, 2010
Studio CFR:

I dont think so lyssa
so what kinda sam milla stunt is that?
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by Migines(m): 10:15pm On Nov 22, 2010
@lysaa
I guess d poster copied it 4rm a sam milla thread.
Dis sh!t still cracks me up tho.
Re: My Prospective Sister In Law by EfemenaXY: 11:31pm On Nov 22, 2010
For goodness sake!!

what's with all the repost jokes of late angry angry

@Poster - seen it b/4

now give us something fresh jor!

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