We have heard a lot of conspiracies in football discussion circles......................................................................

Some can be described as Madagascan monkey Mucous, others as "primitive porcupine piss" and yet again others can best be described as "Fountains of flamengo faeces"!!!

Here are some of the more common ones..............................................and believe you me, people who tout such ish, can best be described as fringe lunatics, standing between the border of sanity and incomprehensible imbecility!!!

[/b]CONSPIRACY NUMBER 1.When Xavi and Iniesta retire from football, the World will see a new kind of Messi, a Messi who can no longer score and who will achieve nothing in their absence. [b]

This particular error is known as "MADAGASCAN MONKEY MUCOUS", it really takes a human being of an extremely low IQ to make such a statement in a public platform!!!


Sadly, this statement was not made by 5 year olds suffering from mental retardation, but by grown ups both in Nigeria and South Africa, who claimed that they are experts and that you should respect them when it comes to ANALYSIS!!!(Surprisingly, the first 4 letters in the word analysis best sum up the kind of surgery these sets of people need whenever their brain needs a quick fix)

IN REALITY, MESSI HAS JUST WON HIS 6TH "BALON D'OR" WITHOUT THE INPUT OF INIESTA OR XAVI!!!

You will even wonder that when Lionel Messi became the only player in the histor of football to score in the World Cup as a teen, in his twenties and in his thirties, whether it was Xavi who was wearing the Argentine Jersey and passing the ball to him!!!

[/b]Confusing Conspiracy Number 2: Sepp Blatter met Lionel Messi at Lion Bar Ojuelegba and assured him that he will win the coveted title only if he, Lionel, can introduce Sepp Blatter to Lionel Ritchie, who is also a member of the same cult as Messi!!![b]

The Cult that both Lionel Messi and Lionel Ritchie belong to is called the Cult of the Merciless Lion!!! You will know their members because the first 4 letters of their first name spells the word "LION"!!!

When Lionel Messi asked Sepp Blatter why he wants to meet Lionel Ritchie, Sepp Blatter said that it is because he wants to marry Lionel Ritchie,s daughter!!!

When Lionel Messi asked Sepp Blatter why he wants to marry Lionel Ritchie's daughter, Sepp Blatter said........................................................ [/b]I WANT TO EXPERIENCE WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE LIVING IN A TWO-BEDROOM FLAT AND EATING FLATFISH WHILE F.UCKING THAT WHITE GIRL'S FLAT NYASH!!!'[b]