A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.
To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Penny.”
He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dick, son, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick Willy up from school and go home.”

lol nyc!

manliWHAT!!!

Very funny!

im still looking for d joke

probably if u replace "manliness" with "d i c k" u'll fynd d joke

^^ u know, I was just about to say I don't get it

but I do now

so her son's name is Dickens!!

@poster, cool joke!! - keep 'em rolling pls

Modified for Naija

A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.
To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Monica.”
He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dickson, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick cockson up from school and go home.”

Smh. Somethngs re beta left untouched.

Ha! Good one!

well sha, yu try small

Nice

A man goes to see his bank manager one day and says: “I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?”
“That’s simple,” replies the bank manager. “All you have to do is buy a big one and wait.”

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said: "I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son: "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Gerald," she wrote to another: "I am too old to travel. I stay at home most of the time, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"
"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son: "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.

The Chicken was delicious!!!! 

Funny   

Stale chicken joke

Hhmm

Kunbee:

Stale chicken joke

Chicken Critic!!

I love it crispy fresh like kfc

'n red hot spicy - nor forget the all important spices

I hate pepper

If i eat it, i would be in soo much pain

r u serious??

Yes, so i hardly eat outside

or if i do i ask someone who i trust to taste it for me

My face and mouth will be hot o, i wonder how people like pepper

^^ sounds like you're allergic to pepper then

sowie

I am not o, my body just doesnt like it


Even when i cook soup for my house everyone go know say na me dey kitchen cos it wont have any ounce of pepper

^^Lol!!

then e mean say, pepper soup is definitely not your thing. . .

Haaaaaaaaa

You wan make i reach yonder

^^ Lol!!

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer caused by his cigarette. His body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to ID the body, so they called his two closest friends, Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe, to come in.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jim-Bob looked closely and said: "Yep, he's got burnt up purdy bad. Roll 'im over."
So, the mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said: "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The mortician didn't say anything, but thought that was a little bit strange. Then he brought in Billy-Joe to ID the body. Billy-Joe looked at him and said: "Yep, he's burnt up sumpin' real bad. Roll 'im over."
The mortician once again rolled him over, and Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said: "Nuh-uh, that ain't Bubba.”
The mortician said: "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said: "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes? That’s impossible!" said the mortician.
"Yep. Everyone knew about it too, 'cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone

Stale Gist

abeg, i no know this days e day hard me read all this things called jokes

The joke no complete