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A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 1:45am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Okay, 190 u asked for a joke. . .well as a visitor to my side of nland, you are most welcome. Now sit back and enjoy!! Nairaland Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem the Zoo management noticed 190, a big nlander lad from the Romance Section, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. 190, like most nland boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. 190 was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have a sh*g with the gorilla for £500 ? 190 showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, 190 announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. " "Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this." The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said 190. . . "You'll have to give me another week to come up with the £500." |
Re: A Joke For 190 by 190: 2:26am On Nov 28, 2010 |
WTF I go cash u for my section one day!!
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Re: A Joke For 190 by Odunnu: 2:29am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Typical! |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 2:31am On Nov 28, 2010 |
190: hahaha!! Take a chill pill jor!! besides, that na old pic u just post - seen it b/4 and na u sabi the beef wen u get with that angry hippo Odunnu: Girl, how u dey now? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Okijajuju1(m): 2:34am On Nov 28, 2010 |
I don die with laugh! The goal was good, but the comeback picture was wicked!! |
Re: A Joke For 190 by r231(m): 2:34am On Nov 28, 2010 |
;d ;d :d |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 2:37am On Nov 28, 2010 |
190, Efemena don finish you, kia. |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 2:38am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Okija_juju: OJ Okere Juju don release you?? how things for shrine now? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 2:39am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Osama10: My brother na so we see am now Kobu wo?? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 2:41am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: My sister, e don tay oh. How body now? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by 190: 2:42am On Nov 28, 2010 |
I go cash this efe for my section Then i go flog am with my 10 inch work boot!! |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 2:46am On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ **sniggers** really? You wan try?? I don tell u say I dey find ma very own sex slave come over make I handcuff you to bed and whip your backside till you scream out ma name - Efe begging for sweet mercy |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 2:47am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Omote, eme me ra. |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Okijajuju1(m): 2:47am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: My dear market good this season! How body na!! |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 2:53am On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ Body dey for cloth - no shaking you nko? long time sha Osama10: Bros break am down - I nor get am |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 2:54am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Omote, small small oh. |
Re: A Joke For 190 by 190: 2:55am On Nov 28, 2010 |
abeg come collect your christmas ram!! manage am as ram don finish for market this was what i could find!
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Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 3:01am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Lol!! er. . .this meat of yours get NFADAC seal of approval?? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Okijajuju1(m): 3:06am On Nov 28, 2010 |
My dear no vex, Na EFCC matter cause am!! The Cybercafe wey I been dey use, na ehn EFCC carry thier wahala come worry the place, since that time, boys dey fear to near the place. I see say you don use joke tear ppl belle finish! Wetin 190 do you wey you enta am like that?! |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 3:09am On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ my dear, I dey play wiff am - simple! Osama10: no worries - I dey hear you |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 3:11am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Tivo vwo dia evu in london? |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 3:22am On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ Bros, I nor fit decode am this night English pls. . . |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Osama10(m): 3:23am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Abeg try go repair that decoder. |
Re: A Joke For 190 by bashydemy(m): 7:30am On Nov 28, 2010 |
@efe that not the wey to welcome 190 to your section and 190 your comeback is hilarious LWKMDFH |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Odunnu: 8:13am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:I Dey o! Mi gu o.Ddnt knw u are omote |
Re: A Joke For 190 by 667: 8:39am On Nov 28, 2010 |
So 190 is a monkey?
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Re: A Joke For 190 by DrSmile1: 9:10am On Nov 28, 2010 |
Old Joke, been here b4. U just modified it, |
Re: A Joke For 190 by bashydemy(m): 10:06am On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ are you the same Dr smile |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Nobody: 8:40pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
Efe, thanks for this joke, I laugh too much! This joke Rocks! You hit the right angle of 190. |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 9:42pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
bashy_demy: Who says? Na the best way to welcome am jor! Odunnu: Vrendo!! Yes o!, I be proper Isoko babe - through 'n through Eyah: Glad you like it girl! Like I always say, Efe aims to please |
Re: A Joke For 190 by Kunbee: 10:21pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
God give us brains |
Re: A Joke For 190 by EfemenaXY: 10:32pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! Kunbee how body?? |
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