Okay, 190 u asked for a joke. . .well as a visitor to my side of nland, you are most welcome. Now sit back and enjoy!! 

Nairaland Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
to handle.

Upon examination, the Zoo vet determined the problem. The gorilla was
on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the
species available.

While reflecting on their problem the Zoo management noticed 190,
a big nlander lad from the Romance Section, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
machinery. 190, like most nland boys, had little sense, but seemed
to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.

190 was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have
a sh*g with the gorilla for £500 ?

190 showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, 190 announced that he
would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. "

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The Zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.

"Well," said 190. . .  "You'll have to give me another week to
come up with the £500."

Typical!

190:



WTF

I go cash u for my section one day!!

hahaha!!

Take a chill pill jor!!

besides, that na old pic u just post - seen it b/4

and na u sabi the beef wen u get with that angry hippo  

Odunnu:

Typical!

Girl, how u dey now?

I don die with laugh!

The goal was good, but the comeback picture was wicked!!

;d ;d :d

190, Efemena don finish you, kia.

Okija_juju:

I don die with laugh!

The goal was good, but the comeback picture was wicked!!

OJ  

Okere Juju don release you??

how things for shrine now?  

Osama10:

190, Efemena don finish you, kia.

My brother na so we see am now

Kobu wo??

Efemena_xy:

My brother na so we see am now

Kobu wo??

My sister, e don tay oh.

How body now?

^^ **sniggers**

really?

You wan try??

I don tell u say I dey find ma very own sex slave

come over make I handcuff you to bed and whip your backside till you scream out ma name - Efe

begging for sweet mercy

Efemena_xy:

^^ **sniggers**

really?

You wan try??

I don tell u say I dey find ma very own sex slave

come over make I handcuff you to bed and whip your backside till you scream out ma name - Efe

begging for sweet mercy

Omote, eme me ra.

Efemena_xy:

OJ  

Okere Juju don release you??

how things for shrine now?  

My dear market good this season!

How body na!!

^^ Body dey for cloth - no shaking

you nko? long time sha

Osama10:

Omote, eme me ra.

Bros break am down - I nor get am

Efemena_xy:

^^ Body dey for cloth - no shaking

you nko? long time sha

Bros break am down - I nor get am

Omote, small small oh.

abeg come collect your christmas ram!!

manage am as ram don finish for market

this was what i could find!

Lol!!

er. . .this meat of yours get NFADAC seal of approval??

My dear no vex, Na EFCC matter cause am!!

The Cybercafe wey I been dey use, na ehn EFCC carry thier wahala come worry the place, since that time, boys dey fear to near the place.

I see say you don use joke tear ppl belle finish!

Wetin 190 do you wey you enta am like that?!

^^ my dear, I dey play wiff am - simple!

Osama10:

Omote, small small oh.

no worries - I dey hear you

Efemena_xy:

^^ my dear, I dey play wiff am - simple!

no worries - I dey hear you

Tivo vwo dia evu in london?

^^ Bros, I nor fit decode am this night

English pls. . .

Efemena_xy:

^^ Bros, I nor fit decode am this night

English pls. . .

Abeg try go repair that decoder.

@efe that not the wey to welcome 190 to your section and 190 your comeback is hilarious LWKMDFH

Efemena_xy:

Girl, how u dey now?

I Dey o! Mi gu o.Ddnt knw u are omote

So 190 is a monkey?

Old Joke, been here b4. U just modified it,

^^ are you the same Dr smile

Efe, thanks for this joke, I laugh too much! This joke Rocks! You hit the right angle of 190.

bashy_demy:

@efe that not the wey to welcome 190 to your section and 190 your comeback is hilarious LWKMDFH

Who says? Na the best way to welcome am jor!

Odunnu:

I Dey o! Mi gu o.Ddnt knw u are omote

Vrendo!! Yes o!, I be proper Isoko babe - through 'n through

Eyah:

Efe, thanks for this joke, I laugh too much! This joke Rocks! You hit the right angle of 190.

Glad you like it girl! Like I always say, Efe aims to please

God give us brains

^^ Lol!!

Kunbee how body??