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Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 11:17am On Dec 02, 2010
1.   You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility. 
2.  All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3.  And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are feeling silly. 
5.  You soon will start calling me silly boy.
6.  There is still a silly smile on your face.
7. I sincerely apologize about this but I fell victim and I needed company.   You now have 2 options, ignore the thread wish is not possible, or comment on it to put a smile on someone's face today grin grin grin grin


some will view and won't comment you know why? Because they are mad at the poster for making them look silly
Re: Six Truths In Life by Nobody: 11:22am On Dec 02, 2010
grin silly
grin funny
;Dnaughty guy
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 11:46am On Dec 02, 2010
^^ i said it keep em coming
Re: Six Truths In Life by EfemenaXY: 12:26pm On Dec 02, 2010
daft joke! lipsrsealed
Re: Six Truths In Life by tanimz(f): 1:34pm On Dec 02, 2010
Ha! E remain small I for try am. Thank God say I read #2!

Good one Bashy! grin
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 1:44pm On Dec 02, 2010
I tried it but i'm like angry

Thank u for ruining my day. .my face is so screwed up that i can't find my smile muscles.
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 1:45pm On Dec 02, 2010
Efemena_xy:

daft joke!  lipsrsealed
Hmmm i said it keep the insult coming

tanimz:

Ha! E remain small I for try am. Thank God say I read #2!

Good one Bashy! grin
Thanks Dear but are you sure you did not try it? i know you do cos there is #6 on your face
Re: Six Truths In Life by tanimz(f): 1:47pm On Dec 02, 2010
^^ Please don't get on my nerves this morning.
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 1:49pm On Dec 02, 2010
lysaa:

I tried it but i'm like angry

Thank u for ruining my day. .my face is so screwed up that i can't find my smile muscles.
awww my sweet baby well am glad you try it but i hope you will think of the #7
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 1:50pm On Dec 02, 2010
I don;t like it when small small boys dey take me play jor
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 1:52pm On Dec 02, 2010
tanimz:

^^ Please don't get on my nerves this morning.
when are we going to stop this our cat and mouse play as for me i quit wanna be friend what do you think?
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 1:54pm On Dec 02, 2010
lysaa:

I don;t like it when small small boys dey take me play jor
OMG i don die who are the small small boy am gonna deal with them just give me there names dear
Re: Six Truths In Life by tanimz(f): 1:56pm On Dec 02, 2010
bashy_demy:

when are we going to stop this our cat and mouse play as for me i quit wanna be friend what do you think?

You quit wanna be friend? What does that mean? undecided
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 1:57pm On Dec 02, 2010
bashy_demy:

OMG i don die who are the small small boy am gonna deal with them just give me there names dear
bashy and demy
Re: Six Truths In Life by liaslo1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 02, 2010
bashy and demy

deal with your self
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 2:48pm On Dec 02, 2010
u need to see where he's slapping himself because of mosquitoes. U go pity am.
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 2:49pm On Dec 02, 2010
lyssa no dey talk lie
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 3:06pm On Dec 02, 2010
lysaa:

bashy and demy
you can't be serious as old as i am you calling me small boy, you most be close to your grave then no offense
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 3:14pm On Dec 02, 2010
lol
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 3:20pm On Dec 02, 2010
Studio CFR:

lyssa no dey talk lie
mosquito has dealt with that guy o so tey dem come hospital come suck the blood wey dem dey administer to his system.

look, if i lie make i nakid baf for bafroom.
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2010
lysaa:


look, if i lie make i nakid baf for bafroom.

i go like to watch u take off your clothes and baff for baffrrooom as u talk
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 3:28pm On Dec 02, 2010
u are so lustful and u brag about it. .u should go and cry in repentance.
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 3:32pm On Dec 02, 2010
u no know road to yaba police station?
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 3:40pm On Dec 02, 2010
na Holy Ghost arrest u need
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 3:43pm On Dec 02, 2010
cheesy cheesy

leave me jor
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 3:50pm On Dec 02, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Six Truths In Life by StudioCFR(m): 3:53pm On Dec 02, 2010
oga which one be multiple errors na
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 3:55pm On Dec 02, 2010
you guys are making me laugh @studio why yaba police state @lysaa why Holy ghost arrest
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2010
his case needs divine intervention
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 4:01pm On Dec 02, 2010
how you take know?
Re: Six Truths In Life by lysaa(f): 4:07pm On Dec 02, 2010
follow up. .shikina
Re: Six Truths In Life by bashydemy(m): 5:53pm On Dec 02, 2010
Follow up what?

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