During the world cup bid held earlier today, when asked of his country's major factor in amassing votes, david beckham reiterated "it is such a great boost having the next king of britain on the team, i wonder what you'll feel when he turns and ask, do we have your vote?
As the voting process ensued, the russians reps went round to amass for votes, they them approached the french delegate and asked, do we have your vote?, the french turned them down. With one of the reps having a mobile phone hands free kit attached to his phone, he said france.
In a matter of minutes, it was reported that 2 trains collided in paris.
The qatar reps also went round for votes, on approaching the american delegate, he turned them down. The rep said over the phone, as usual. In a matter of minutes, 4 buses were bombed in l.a and d.c respectively.
In the end, russia and qatar got the votes. When asked what was the major factors in making them victors, they replied,
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