My wife just called me were and further said Baba nla were ni e, 
Please tell me, on what ground is it right for a woman to call her husband by that name.
Meanwhile, we eat together at night, wake up & here we are.  Please i need some directions.

Im sorry to say she is not a good wife cos a good wife will never curse her husband because indirectly the curse will pass from the man to her kids. No matter what you have done it doesnt warrant such devilish statement

what does dat mean pls?

Na wah oh, that is deep men, dunno what to say

Busy_body:

Na wah oh, that is deep men, dunno what to say

Ok, Bisi. I don enter here now.

what does dat mean pls?

It means you are the greatest mad man on earth

ola olabiy:

Ok, Bisi. I don enter here now.

You don enter ke, are you sure, i no feel anything oh


Not here joo, you this randy Lecturer, this na Denzel2009's turf oh, you wan make hin nack broken bottle on top ya head Abeg no put weed for my pocket biko, lets meet in the Religion section, I told him I had night vigil tonight so I can spend the night at yours if you are free so you can help me with the "Brighter Grammar and Eze goes to school" book I just bought

Busy_body:

You don enter ke, are you sure, i no feel anything oh


Not here joo, you this randy Lecturer, this na Denzel2009's turf oh, you wan make hin nack broken bottle on top ya head Abeg no put weed for my pocket biko, lets meet in the Religion section, I told him I had night vigil tonight so I can spend the night at yours if you are free so you can help me with the "Brighter Grammar and Eze goes to school" book I just bought

Please welcome me into your kingdom.
I have come in the name of our dear Lord nau.

^^^
From your pincshure, your kingdom looks gud.

Meanwhile, I am ready to co-love. I will take full control later.

Moreover, Denzel don born before sef.

^^^ see Tisha wey wan teach me nansense, dey beg me say make i come hin house come collect practicals ~I say i nor mind, but my Hubby the Delectable, Dazzling, Dashing denzel2009 dey house You wan make dem pack my load in the wheelbarrow that brought it to this mansion and baptise you with the name Professor OlaRandy for this section sha I promise i will see you in 5 hours na

Busy_body:

^^^ see Tisha wey wan teach me nansense, dey beg me say make i come hin house come collect practicals ~I say i nor mind, but my Hubby the Delectable, Dazzling, Dashing denzel2009 dey house You wan make dem pack my load in the wheelbarrow that brought it to this mansion and baptise you with the name Professor OlaRandy for this section sha I promise i will see you in 5 hours na

Abeg, come collect orinjo. Answers dey ma house. Leave Denzel nau. I am nt kidding oo.
Let ma head fonkasibe jor

ola olabiy:

Abeg, come collect orinjo. Answers dey ma house. Leave Denzel nau. I am nt kidding oo.
Let ma head fonkasibe jor

On my way Sir, who am i to say no to 100% mark without coursework Remind me who Denzel2009 is again Abeg i need a small favour, can you translate Greek https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559461.32.html#msg7271906

Busy_body:


On my way Sir, who am i to say no to 100% mark without coursework Remind me who Denzel2009 is again Abeg i need a small favour, can you translate Greek https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559461.32.html#msg7271906

You are my core course jare. No be English.

Tell me my head dey there nau .

gud thing like you dey sweet me bele oo.

Now that Denzel is outta it.
I am happy. I don get wife finally oo.

As long as your pocket is deep Now first things first, you need to get me a Blackberry phone and a Garmin navigation system so I can find my way to your crib or better still just transfer the money into my account so i can quickly go and get it myself before the shops close

Busy_body:

As long as your pocket is deep Now first things first, you need to get me a Blackberry phone and a Garmin navigation system so I can find my way to your crib or better still just transfer the money into my account so i can quickly go and get it myself before the shops close

Easy. I am lucky sef. Some ask for more.
Blackberry? Easy. I will call tmobile or vodafone.

But you have to be physically present inside my crib, I will then go down on one knee and present it to you darling. Easy.

dwelt:

My wife just called me were and further said Baba nla were ni e, 
Please tell me, on what ground is it right for a woman to call her husband by that name.
Meanwhile, we eat together at night, wake up & here we are.  Please i need some directions.

Men and the way they present their stories! Though it's very wrong to call one's spouse that, I think you still need to be more explicit. Did she just wake up and called you that? Something must have transpired between you two for her to call you that. You know anger is a small madness. We do and say things we wouldn't say or do ordinarily when we're angry so maybe you wife is angry with you.

Total rubbish. Which kain levels be that one ?

Sorry O! Na wetin you do the woman wey she dey call you names? You guys do that to your wives all the time, am not saying its a good thing but,

Obviously, you do not have a sense of humor and are most psychologically constipated.
You need an enema for real.
Wait till she starts farting in your face in the middle of the night without any apologies.


From your complaints up there. . . you need more than verbal abuse. But, I can't reach you.