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Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by Nobody: 8:15pm On Dec 06, 2010
Reaction from different countries:

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U.S.A:
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"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.

We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.

Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."

(President Bush, whoelse?)

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U.K:

"I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with."

(Prime Minister Blair)

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Iraq:

"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

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Israel:

"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.

We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."

(Ariel Sharon, )

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Canada:

"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

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UN:

"Shit happens right??"

(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

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Survivors:

"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening, it was an iceberg, hellloooooo."

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Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by StudioCFR(m): 8:17pm On Dec 06, 2010
too long
Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by Nobody: 10:46am On Dec 07, 2010
grin grin grin grin
toooo sweet
Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by StudioCFR(m): 11:01am On Dec 07, 2010
Must u follow me everywhere i glo?

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Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by Nobody: 11:05am On Dec 07, 2010
maybe i am ur watchdog, cool
Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by Nellyon(f): 5:23pm On Dec 08, 2010
someone should help u watch and organise your brain since you obviously cant.
Re: Joke:what If Titanic Sank Today by EfemenaXY: 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2010
@Poster

I was hoping to see the reaction from the Nigerian govt.

now complete the joke pls

am waiting to climax here . . . tongue

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