Q. Doctor, before u performed d autopsy, did u check 4 a pulse?
A. No
Q. Did u check 4 blood pressure?
A. No
Q. Breathing?
A. No
Q. So it was possible that the patient was alive when u began the autopsy?
A. No
Q. How can u be so sure, Doctor?
A. Because his brains was sitting in jar on my desk.
Q. But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A. It is possible that he could have been alive practicing law somewhere.


P.S. IF U DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, UR REPLY AIN'T NEEDED ERE. THANKS

ask you self, what makes this funny. if u dont have what to say just shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up

@poster
U know every na. . See ya defence na tai-chi style already.

Dis is quite hilarious. . . . Buh u jst had 2 spoil it wit d warning

I didn't laugh!

Really? Did u cry?

How are u today?

I cried out of pity for the OP. Eh yah!

I'm fine, thank yu. & yu?

what a day! I'm all good.

God, I was warned not to start my day with dead body issues but I taught it'll be funny. This post has changed me to Dr Frown

The worst thing that can happen to any man is identity crisis. pele.

If you seriously dont see the joke here, there are two words for you, brain dead.

collinsoft:

ask you self, what makes this funny. if u dont have what to say just shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up

I don't blame ya, I blame the anonymity of the internet and the freedom that comes with it, if u see me 4 real, u go call me brother, I dey beat small pikin oh

lysaa:

@poster
U know every na. . See ya defence na tai-chi style already.

;Dwetin i dey defend comments from insane ppl like collinsoft oh gimme a break already

Migines:

Dis is quite hilarious. . . . Buh u jst had 2 spoil it wit d warning

10kx but the warning was 4 ppl like collinsoft

patwhizkid:

I didn't laugh!

I don't remember asking u to

patwhizkid:

I cried out of pity for the OP. Eh yah!I never asked for it

Dr_Smile link=topic=565051.msg7300294#msg7300294 date=1291883919:

God, I was warned not to start my day with dead body issues but I taught it'll be funny. This post has changed me to Dr Frown

u re absolutely on ya own

Nellyon:

If you seriously dont see the joke here, there are two words for you, brain dead.

pls tell them

I'm fine, thank yu. & yu?

^^ ur warning was ur defence.

lol, Jeez!!! Lady lyassa hapu m aka biko.Nl is one of those things I'll never take personal.ya dig

I know, thats why i dey give u chance

Thank you very very much. I appreciate.

Cna't believe I left this thread open and seeing it again first thing tonight, wetin na?

lil wonder ur post still records zero. .

Seen this b4 - Still funny as hell! But u should have made it clear that it was a lawyer asking the question as per d original joke.

stale
bia nwokem why the WARNING

Onye isi no vex abeg.

lancaster:


stale
bia nwokem why the WARNING

Basildon1:

Seen this b4 - Still funny as hell! But u should have made it clear that it was a lawyer asking the question as per d original joke.

but it was obvious nw

stop recycling other pple's jokes

LOUD HISS

^^ but you harsh o!

try cut the guy some slack now

stupidly dry words. i can't even call it a joke.

Seconded

Vultures@ y'all h8tas(poster directly b4 me is d very bald type, brainless madafkers). Piss d fk off this thread if it doesn't appeal to y'all. For fk's sake u coulda done yaself a lotta gd by not replying @ all.

yawns - abeg no kill with me bore dom

lol
The guy don frustrate

NnamdiN:

but it was obvious nw

Ok o. I'm just saying maybe that's why some people dont get the joke

Efemena_xy:

^^ but you harsh o!

try cut the guy some slack now

u mean ur skirt is slack??

Sounds original and booooooooooooooooooooring

NnamdiN:

P.S. IF U DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, your REPLY AIN'T NEEDED ERE. THANKS

So, u actually knew it isnt funny