At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. CHIDI, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "chidi what is the matter?" CHIDI responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going have a wife."
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The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class
the following question,

" What is bright red and shiny?"

Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!"
"No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think. Anyone else?"

Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy
except Johnny of course (well he has to be otherwise there wouldn't
be a punch line to this joke).

Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to
which she nodded OK. " What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at
one end? "

JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE, "
Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you
think !"

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Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of
town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what?  Yesterday, I was playing
in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the
lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and
then Daddy got on top of her and -"

The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word!  Wait until
your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what
you've just told me."

The father comes home and the wife tells him that she's leaving
him.

"But why?" croaks the husband.

"Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me."

"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy
came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they
got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you
did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob.

Buahahahahahahahah Johnny, johnny, I like the way he thinks

Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch, '"
"Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords."
"But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it."
Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.'

Holiday vacation was over and the teacher asked LITTLE MISS JOY about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in maidugri borno."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
little JOY looks up to the ceiling and said, "Actually, we went to ABA."

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for poor married men, One for January, one for February, one for March, "

@ SAM MILLA

You're really cracking my ribs, i can't laugh no more . . bring 'em coming

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?"
Joe answered the correct airline.
"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?"
Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.
"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"
And John answered, "Mom."

In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids.

She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter.

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball

Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again.

Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper.

Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand.

Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny.

Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" , "A Big Mother Fucking Rat

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano."

sam urre just tooo much.simply d best

Rofl. . . . This is fucking great.

U can say that again

who go bring back my 2007 jokes,

now you see why they voted me the king.

Poor Johnny. . . .

who says he is poor

We all know he be beggar at the streets sha

infobaba

WE HAVE ANOTHER MALAYSIAN HERE.

DEPUTY GABRYWYL

nie jokes there sammy

thanks ituens third wife

SAM MILLA:

The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it."

Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework."

The teacher says, "Very good, Claude."

Mary says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary."

She calls on Little Johnny in the back.

Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were going to pee on the piano."

sam milla you are such a funny lad! boy u don start again ''Perhaps they were going to pee on the piano."

SAM MILLA:

thanks ituens third wife

for your information
I AM ITUEN'S FIRST WIFE
the rest can come in any order _{that's if they exist.}

SAM MILLA:

WE HAVE ANOTHER MALAYSIAN HERE.

DEPUTY GABRYWYL

Hallo Baba Sammy, Did you read ma profile or not? Says who I come from malaysia? Chei!

why u dey shout gabby?

malaysia no good?

O jasi ni?

good talkkkkkkkk

What is O jasi?
u don dey curse with french abi?

*raises my hammer*

O jasi ni means are you not aware. I forgotten which langauge is that but am sure its Nigerian

Spelt Yoruba

It a language Spelt Yoruba

It a language Spelt Yoruba

gabrywyl:

O jasi ni means are you not aware. I forgotten which langauge is that but am sure its Nigerian

infobaba:

It a language Spelt Yoruba

Yes, thats it. Thanks Info.

I forggoten Kingsikaz is a Yoruba boy.

There you have it Sam. Your answer.