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Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 6:09pm On May 30, 2007 |
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. CHIDI, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "chidi what is the matter?" CHIDI responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going have a wife." ===== The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, " What is bright red and shiny?" Little Johnny jumped up and shouted, " A fire engine !!!!" "No! No!" said the teacher," But I like the way you think. Anyone else?" Little Susan replied that it was an apple and the teacher was happy except Johnny of course (well he has to be otherwise there wouldn't be a punch line to this joke). Anyway, Little Johnny asked the teacher if he can ask a question to which she nodded OK. " What is long, hard, rounded and has hair at one end? " JOHNNY!!!" she screamed, "WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT TALK HERE, " Johnny replied, " No, it's a toothbrush, but I like the way you think !" == Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and -" The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me." The father comes home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him. "But why?" croaks the husband. "Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me." "Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob. |
Re: Sturborn Kids by cuteass1(f): 12:55am On Jun 01, 2007 |
Buahahahahahahahah Johnny, johnny, I like the way he thinks |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 3:28pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: "Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch, '" "Johnny !" shouted his mother. "Watch your language! You're not allowed to use the swearwords." "But, Mom," replied the boy, "that's what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it." Next day Johnny's mother went right into the classroom to complain. "Oh, heavens !" said the teacher. "That's not what I taught them. They're supposed to say, 'Two plus two, the sum of which is four.' |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 3:32pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
Holiday vacation was over and the teacher asked LITTLE MISS JOY about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in maidugri borno." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" little JOY looks up to the ceiling and said, "Actually, we went to ABA." |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 3:41pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see.", replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for poor married men, One for January, one for February, one for March, " |
Re: Sturborn Kids by cuteass1(f): 4:47pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
@ SAM MILLA You're really cracking my ribs, i can't laugh no more . . bring 'em coming |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 5:00pm On Jun 01, 2007 |
A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Joe answered the correct airline. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty. "Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom." |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 4:52pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
In school Mrs. Rogers was playing a word game with the kids. She would shout out a letter and then pick on a student, and the student would pick a word that starts with the letter. Mrs. Rogers said the letter "B" and Johnny raised his hand. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say bitch She called on Sally instead. Sally said Ball Mrs. Rogers said the letter "P", and Johnny raised his hand again. Since Mrs. Rogers thought he'd say Pussy, she called on Frank, who said paper. Finally, Mrs. Rogers said the letter "R", and again Johnny raised his hand. Mrs. Rogers couldn't think of a bad word that started with "R" so she picked Johnny. Johnny hesitated and said "Rat" , "A Big Mother Fucking Rat |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 4:58pm On Jun 02, 2007 |
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it." Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework." The teacher says, "Very good, Claude." Mary says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary." She calls on Little Johnny in the back. Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano." |
Re: Sturborn Kids by jmkbond(f): 11:02am On Sep 18, 2008 |
sam urre just tooo much.simply d best |
Re: Sturborn Kids by topeteadr(m): 11:11am On Sep 18, 2008 |
Rofl. . . . This is fucking great. |
Re: Sturborn Kids by MrInfo1(m): 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
U can say that again |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 9:08pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
who go bring back my 2007 jokes, now you see why they voted me the king. |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 2:26am On Sep 19, 2008 |
Poor Johnny. . . . |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 8:57am On Sep 19, 2008 |
who says he is poor |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 8:58am On Sep 19, 2008 |
We all know he be beggar at the streets sha |
Re: Sturborn Kids by JazzyJ(f): 5:32am On Sep 30, 2008 |
infobaba |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 10:17am On Sep 30, 2008 |
WE HAVE ANOTHER MALAYSIAN HERE. DEPUTY GABRYWYL |
Re: Sturborn Kids by tessybaby(f): 10:28am On Sep 30, 2008 |
nie jokes there sammy |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 10:39am On Sep 30, 2008 |
thanks ituens third wife |
Re: Sturborn Kids by sylve11: 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: sam milla you are such a funny lad! boy u don start again ''Perhaps they were going to pee on the piano." |
Re: Sturborn Kids by tessybaby(f): 3:42pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: for your information I AM ITUEN'S FIRST WIFE the rest can come in any order that's if they exist. |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 3:45pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: Hallo Baba Sammy, Did you read ma profile or not? Says who I come from malaysia? Chei! |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 6:12pm On Sep 30, 2008 |
why u dey shout gabby? malaysia no good? |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 5:55am On Oct 01, 2008 |
O jasi ni? |
Re: Sturborn Kids by jmkbond(f): 9:30am On Oct 01, 2008 |
good talkkkkkkkk |
Re: Sturborn Kids by SamMilla1(m): 5:38pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
What is O jasi? u don dey curse with french abi? *raises my hammer* |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 2:37am On Oct 02, 2008 |
O jasi ni means are you not aware. I forgotten which langauge is that but am sure its Nigerian |
Re: Sturborn Kids by MrInfo1(m): 7:02am On Oct 02, 2008 |
Spelt Yoruba |
Re: Sturborn Kids by MrInfo1(m): 7:03am On Oct 02, 2008 |
It a language Spelt Yoruba |
Re: Sturborn Kids by MrInfo1(m): 7:03am On Oct 02, 2008 |
It a language Spelt Yoruba |
Re: Sturborn Kids by Gabry(f): 7:07am On Oct 02, 2008 |
gabrywyl: infobaba: Yes, thats it. Thanks Info. I forggoten Kingsikaz is a Yoruba boy. There you have it Sam. Your answer. |
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