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Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by yinkalink(f): 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2010
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Your Dad Say:

10. Well, how 'bout that?, I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude , I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend , you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by Kunbee: 11:36pm On Dec 18, 2010
ok
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by yinkalink(f): 9:30am On Dec 19, 2010
Ok? At least u didn't diss me. I can live with that,thanks by d way
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by Kunbee: 11:42pm On Dec 19, 2010
Hahaha am a nice person o grin
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by StudioCFR(m): 3:19am On Dec 20, 2010
lol
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by yinkalink(f): 12:19pm On Dec 20, 2010
Studio studio
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by angelz(f): 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2010
l see
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by lysaa(f): 1:02pm On Dec 20, 2010
How about things we would never say to ourselves here?
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by yinkalink(f): 1:13pm On Dec 20, 2010
Things like; lysaa,feel free to abuse me anytime,I don't mind. And, studio is such a kind and easygoing guy,he can't say bah to a goose.
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by lysaa(f): 3:44pm On Dec 20, 2010
lol. . brb cheesy
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by snthesis(m): 3:46pm On Dec 20, 2010
Dry
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by yinkalink(f): 3:53pm On Dec 20, 2010
Yeah
Re: Ten Things Dad Will Never Say by snthesis(m): 4:06pm On Dec 20, 2010
Daddy won't say read ur jokes

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