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Life by chima2011: 9:58am On Dec 19, 2010
LIFE
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off, - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
Re: Life by eldav(m): 10:34am On Dec 19, 2010
ok
Re: Life by Nobody: 10:48am On Dec 19, 2010
@ poster, Is this a joke?
Re: Life by therese83(f): 11:37am On Dec 19, 2010
Ok. Na dis reminds me of Benjamin Button.
Re: Life by Kunbee: 10:01pm On Dec 19, 2010
Philosopher pele o
Re: Life by StudioCFR(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2010
Where is the joke?

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