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| Some Things You Just Can't Explain by Mamajama(m): 8:05pm On Jun 03, 2007 |
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm, Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in, Some things you just can't explain. |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by Franknerd(m): 2:34pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
Ha Ha Tell ur wife its not what she thinks. If she does not believe u, tell her d cow is better in bed. |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by kcee2: 3:52pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
But she is your wife, so u don't have to panic ok just take it as u see it. Something that she would understand  |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by Mamajama(m): 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2007 |
na una sabi self, lol  |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by desorlah(f): 10:30am On Jun 05, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by nawa1(m): 5:52pm On Jul 17, 2007 |
sorry bro, i guess this is somthing you just can't explain to ur wife |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by spikelord(m): 2:26am On Jul 18, 2007 |
heeeyaaaaaaa! hope she (his wife) continues to share the same bed with him sha ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by stont101(m): 11:56am On Jul 18, 2007 |
it's funny because he can not explain to his wife what is what expaining |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by jayjaylux(m): 10:12pm On Jul 26, 2007 |
it's true, there, somethings u can't explain |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by nanana(m): 4:58pm On Aug 17, 2007 |
hahahahahahahahah, omo the joke too muuuuuchhhhhhh, ooooooo, |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by earthrealm(m): 12:24pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
;d |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by kolkuns(m): 3:32pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
tel her n ask her to ask d cow!!! |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by Jeovy(m): 10:01pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
very very funny @kolkuns cow dey speak for your village? |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by kronkykay(m): 10:50pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
@ jeovy why are u bordering yourself about someone who has decided to take up the task of speaking to a family member (The cow) @ kolkuns abeg go ahead and ask the cow how the thing been happen jare. na only your own we go gree. . . |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by dreday(m): 11:19pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
some things u really cannot explain. like how come OBJ is still walking free? |
| Re: Some Things You Just Can't Explain by ituen(m): 5:55am On Jun 30, 2008 |
Keep bothering urself overthins we we cant control |
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