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Ibo Men!! by Aggie(f): 11:21am On Jan 24, 2006 |
In the bible version when God wanted to destroy the earth, he said if anyone looks back the person would turn to salt. but in Nigeria case, The yoruba man wolud say: Iya shukura, be e ni, pack all the children, even if u have to back them make sure none of then wit u looks back, so gbo mii? The hausa man would say: Bleep all d load, i dey hear? Aisha, must not look back, walahi! But ibo man wuld say: na men, if u look back u dey on ur own o. If the wife eventually looks back, He would use back to reverse without looking back, taste the salt and say: na dis is a correct salt abeg, Nkechi, Ngozi, all of u look back and join ur mother, this salt would be good in the market!!! |
Re: Ibo Men!! by humpzz: 1:16pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
i know your trying to make fun of igbo men but it's not funny ur joke is very raw and dry. for ur information it is not (ibo) it's igbo. thank u |
Re: Ibo Men!! by justme: 2:18pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
hi, the joke is too stale, besides it sounds like ur trying desperatly to copy some one, anyway nice try |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 11:36pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
what's up with all this clowning on igbo people. i guess you really think igbos are money-hungry. i hope you will also look back and turn into salt so that i can also sell you---ewu!. are you even igbo? = rolls eye |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ldollier(f): 11:43pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
hisses wassup with you people and igbos!!!!. like get a life. *rolls eyes* this joke is too dull just like the poster. B.S anuofia rubbish |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 11:46pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
ldollier:you snatched the words right outta my mouth. i'll still say it anywayz, ewu ofia.... |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ldollier(f): 11:48pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
ghettochyk: lol ewu ofia. more like anu nchi. but for real wassup with you guyz and igbos. like some people really need a life |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 11:50pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
for real. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by Odeku(m): 2:53am On Jan 25, 2006 |
I hate to admit, and not to offend anyone, that is a funny Joke. itys for real |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ZuluNation(m): 5:57am On Jan 25, 2006 |
Ghettochyk and Idollier, you girls are my heroes you girls always stand up for us Igbos every time some ANUOFIA like the one that started this thread opens their stinking mouth. can you just imagine that MU MU......... |
Re: Ibo Men!! by Hotstepper(f): 6:11am On Jan 25, 2006 |
igbo ppl don suffer 4 ppl but as i alwayz say, u'all should admit it/..we r da best and u'all should stop hating instead jairate, appreciate and congratulate . |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 9:02am On Jan 25, 2006 |
@ aggie please don't make me pull out my igbo dictionary of curses. mbeke (sp?). |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ZuluNation(m): 9:31am On Jan 25, 2006 |
ghettochyk:I wish I could spell in Igbo, so much stuff I'll love to get of my chest. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ldollier(f): 11:13am On Jan 25, 2006 |
Hotstepper: abi oo ghettochyk: you aint alone on that ooo, i for don scata his brain since ooo. i mean imagine oh wait its a her, who cares hissses ZuluNation: you aint alone, i can only write a few words in igbo.. oh how i wish i can write my own language. but i speak it very very well |
Re: Ibo Men!! by sunej(m): 11:31am On Jan 25, 2006 |
That was funny but not all Ibo's are like that Okemkpi... |
Re: Ibo Men!! by spikelord(m): 1:17pm On Jan 25, 2006 |
Ibo man and their business spirit! By the way, is my boo (Idollier) from the Eastern part of Nigeria? |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ldollier(f): 7:23pm On Jan 25, 2006 |
spikelord: lol if thats the igbo part. then yes i am. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by Idekeson(m): 7:34pm On Jan 25, 2006 |
Continued misconception of the Igboman. No sweat. Bring it on. We can handle it. Jokes apart. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by Hotstepper(f): 11:25pm On Jan 25, 2006 |
hahah@spikelord..yea, ur boo is igbo and ma sistaaaa sef..hahaha |
Re: Ibo Men!! by florino37: 1:08pm On Jan 26, 2006 |
nice one |
Re: Ibo Men!! by anabell(f): 7:16pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
what a dry joke, try sometin better |
Re: Ibo Men!! by hbrednic: 8:56pm On Jun 05, 2007 |
@aggie my little advice for u is, JUST DROP DEAD!!!! this is nairaland not tribalistic land. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by bru: 3:09pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
stinkin B**** |
Re: Ibo Men!! by onome4real: 8:42pm On Jun 09, 2007 |
Hey , hailings to all the Igbo People.Igbokwenu! igbokwenu! kwenu! kwenu kwenu!.I must advice them that there is no buisness going on in this website because u guys are very much here . |
Re: Ibo Men!! by desodgi(m): 3:24pm On Jun 10, 2007 |
i copy u. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 7:14pm On Jun 10, 2007 |
damn!! how'd you make like 134 posts a day?!!!! |
Re: Ibo Men!! by pek(m): 4:44pm On Jun 11, 2007 |
i pray this guy turns to a pillar of salt.unfortunately, he wont taste fine just like his post.yeye person. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by donclemo(m): 9:32pm On Jun 11, 2007 |
hey igbo people u guys are very plenty here is it because the name of the site is nairaland and u think there will be plenty of naira here no for you. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by ghettochyk(f): 10:23pm On Jun 11, 2007 |
donclemo: WOW, if dis is supposed to be a joke, it's as dry as stockfish, sorry, try again. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by donclemo(m): 9:24pm On Jun 14, 2007 |
it's as dry as stockfish I guess u must be a very slim person thats why u are so attracted to stockfish.Anyway i gues u must be a 'dewowor' i know u know what i mean.That reminds me stop disturbing me in my nightmare.Please can i invite u to my village because we are having a festival for masquerades. |
Re: Ibo Men!! by dayour007(m): 11:17pm On Jun 14, 2007 |
The guy is just being sincere here, abi no be true, we all know say igbo love money pass their MAMA |
Re: Ibo Men!! by terry89(m): 8:20pm On Jun 15, 2007 |
Men! just finalize every thing. That's just d main truth about the Joke. it's a nice one Dude! More grease to your elbows |
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