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I Dey Try Relocate ! by oranges(m): 10:23am On Dec 24, 2010

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money of him, so they challenged him. "Where you dey carry that thing go?!"
Trust an Igbo man, "I no like the place where them bury me, so I dey try relocate".
The Police men all took their heels!

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by thweraja10: 10:31am On Dec 24, 2010

hmmmmm funny nice one

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by eldav(m): 10:32am On Dec 24, 2010

Dry

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by thweraja10: 10:39am On Dec 24, 2010

Dry

ok give us your own

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by oranges(m): 10:48am On Dec 24, 2010

@eldav

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by Woke4all(m): 10:50am On Dec 24, 2010

ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
ايرحل وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي
سألوه : ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
يرحل وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي
سألوه : ايرحل وهو يحبك, صمت
أحبهقلبي سألوه : ايرحل
ترضيهم وتسكتهم ثم ترضيهم
ترضيهم وتسكتهم ثم وتسكتهم

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by thweraja10: 10:56am On Dec 24, 2010

ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
ايرحل وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي
سألوه : ايرحل
وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي سألوه :
يرحل وهو يحبك, صمت أحبهقلبي
سألوه : ايرحل وهو يحبك, صمت
أحبهقلبي سألوه : ايرحل
ترضيهم وتسكتهم ثم ترضيهم
ترضيهم وتسكتهم ثم وتسكتهم

Aerhal
He loves you, the silence of Ohabehglbi asked him:
Aerhal
He loves you, the silence of Ohabehglbi asked him:
Aerhal he loves you, the silence of Ohabehglbi
Asked him: Aerhal
He loves you, the silence of Ohabehglbi asked him:
He loves you go, the silence of Ohabehglbi
Asked him: Aerhal which loves you, silence
Ohabehglbi asked him: Aerhal
Their liking and then liking Tskthm
And liking, and then Tskthm Tskthm

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by thweraja10: 10:57am On Dec 24, 2010

Wetin that one come mean?

Re: I Dey Try Relocate ! by jokingmary(m): 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2010

oranges:

A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money of him, so they challenged him. "Where you dey carry that thing go?!"
Trust an Igbo man, "I no like the place where them bury me, so I dey try relocate".
The Police men all took their heels!

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