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Successful Rancher Died by sizzlers(m): 11:15pm On Jan 04, 2011 |
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her… “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly… “Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. “Now take off my bra, ” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.” |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by oderemo(m): 12:07am On Jan 05, 2011 |
That joke is sour like a stale milk.not funny in d slightest. Sorry. |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by whiteroses(f): 3:35am On Jan 05, 2011 |
boo it stinks but thanks |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by sizzlers(m): 12:44am On Jan 06, 2011 |
i know it sucks, i will make it up later to u guys |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by oderemo(m): 5:59pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
i know it sucks, i will make it up later to u guys not a good idea, once beaten ? save yourself the agony of creating anoda embarrasment, you know, you see. |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by sizzlers(m): 12:15am On Jan 08, 2011 |
twice shy |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:23am On Jan 08, 2011 |
What the he!!,,. . . . . . . |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by ekubear1: 2:24pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
Hilarious |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by EfemenaXY: 4:35pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
@Poster Nice Joke!! You nearly got me there! Cool, I like it Not a joke for simple minds for those of you that didn't get it: The guy actually went out to town wearing his madam's clothes! |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by oderemo(m): 5:11pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
@efemana, As if. |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by EfemenaXY: 5:26pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
as if wetin? abeg complete your sentence jor! |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by Donshegxy10(m): 8:52pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
10% 4 ur attempt!!! |
Re: Successful Rancher Died by sizzlers(m): 11:03pm On Jan 09, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:U ar right not for simple minds |
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