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Unlucky Young Man by shakara4u(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that." "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by babyme1(f): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
Stale |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by shakara4u(m): 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
thanx pweety |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by oderemo(m): 8:39pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
funny you r laUGHING@ YOR ON JOKE. waoooh |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by Nobody: 9:18pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
Baba no mind them, d joke |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by AmAlone: 10:13pm On Jan 05, 2011 |
very nice, made my nyte!!! |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by shakara4u(m): 10:05am On Jan 06, 2011 |
tank ya all |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by babarazy: 7:54am On Jan 09, 2011 |
This is fucking hilarious. |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by yinkalink(f): 2:16pm On Jan 09, 2011 |
funny, but seen it b4. lol |
Re: Unlucky Young Man by StudioCFR(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2011 |
Where is the joke? Mtchew |
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