A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man ( about 20 years old ) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are Coming” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling” and I had to smile. The she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved tthe fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident”, I just lost it.

“Case dismissed!”

hahaha! I love this!!!

really?

This is fantastic !

nyc one, kip them comin

'@op,
try harder next tym cos u might eventually create a funny joke, its all in you , i can feel it.
but until then you can come on line, pls not b4.
you get me.

I get the strange feeling that I've definitely seen this joke somewhere

can't remember where exactly

er. . .nice 1 @poster (the 3rd reason actually made me giggle sha!)

ode remo:

'@op,
try harder next tym cos u might eventually create a funny joke, its all in you , i can feel it.
but until then you can come on line, pls not b4.
you get me.

I DONT GET THAT LINE SIR.

Old one

Kunbee:

Old one

but funny,

To you abi

Yep,

No wonder

Kunbee:

No wonder

na you sabi!!!
Lol,

seen it b4 too, but still does d trick
welldone

what trick?

the laughing trick

oh

aw u dey, by d way?

i'm cool,u?

very fine, thank u.
and what have u bin up to today?

well,notin serious.jst relaxing at home and watching tv.

hw has 2day bn 4 u?

@ school, doin almost d same thing u're doin,xcept am watching cartoons

Donshegxy_10:

na you sabi!!!
Lol,

Segun, dont worry ehn

I will post proper joke so you can laugh

am sorry i dint get the joke

Carry your big head comot here

LOL kunbee take it easy on the Dude,

i guess you dont wanna chat with me on YIM

Anybody wey insult me for this section no deserve yim treatment

So i dont insult you ?