5 Impressions we get from American Movies:
1. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires.
5. There's always one citizen more brave than the entire military.

5 things Indian Movies teaches us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
The most hilarious one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.


Under this lockdown you can still brighten your day with a smile.

the impression you also get from nollywood
1.spirits and ghosts tiptoes to avoid humans
2. bullets kills its targets no the other side of a glass door or panel without breaking the glass.
3. you hear the gun shot minutes after pulling the trigger.
4. an evil uncle is in every Nigerian family.
5. all Nigerian mothers in law are evil and difficult.
6. money ritual is a must if you want to be rich.
7. your village people are responsible for your misfortunes.

bolly

every hero police officer is a super hero

every hero police officer is a model

every hero police officer knows how to defile physics

every hero police officer @ the end of the movie knows how to squeeze face like kilode before beating d boss

every hero police officer must have a love life involved

no matter what type of movie
if singing
if dancing
if music
if 3d camera movement
if staring into nothing

is not in the movie then u are not watching bollywood.

Lol

True shall

bigiyaro:
the impression you also get from nollywood
1.spirits and ghosts tiptoes to avoid humans
2. bullets kills its targets no the other side of a glass door or panel without breaking the glass.
3. you hear the gun shot minutes after pulling the trigger.
4. an evil uncle is in every Nigerian family.
5. all Nigerian mothers in law are evil and difficult.
6. money ritual is a must if you want to be rich.
7. your village people are responsible for your misfortunes.

You watch too much Bollywood

bmdmixer:
bolly

every hero police officer is a super hero

every hero police officer is a model

every hero police officer knows how to defile physics

every hero police officer @ the end of the movie knows how to squeeze face like kilode before beating d boss

every hero police officer must have a love life involved

no matter what type of movie
if singing
if dancing
if music
if 3d camera movement
if staring into nothing

is not in the movie then u are not watching bollywood.

PromiseJonah:
You watch too much Bollywood

lol i just notice those things Ja re

bmdmixer:
lol i just notice those things Ja re

U try shall