It all started after a Twitter asked ladies what they usually have in their overnight bag and a lady mentioned that she never goes anywhere without her inhaler


Her answer prompted men to share their experiences with asthmatic patients who nearly died during sex at their homes.

Other men also shared their experiences with non-asthmatic patients who slept over at their house and nearly died during the night.


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Seriously, sometimes I usually have these kinda thoughts.
(I) What if a lady comes to sleep over and somehow it was her last day on earth then she dies in her sleep right beside you?
(2)Or she trips and falls down and dies.
(3) Or she chokes on her food and is rushed to the hospital but then it is too late?
(4) Or she dies in the middle of a sxe romp?

How do you report this to her parents?

NobleAngell:
Seriously, sometimes I usually have these kinda thoughts.
(I) What if a lady comes to sleep over and somehow it was her last day on earth then she dies in her sleep right beside you?
(2)Or she trips and falls down and dies.
(3) Or she chokes on her food and is rushed to the hospital but then it is too late?
(4) Or she dies in the middle of a sxe romp?

How do you report this to her parents?

Back when I was in school, I don't allow girls pass the night in my room. It was a rule for me. No matter the time, she gat to leave because I always have this what if she dies in my room.


Just months ago before the lockdown, a lady that visited me slipped and almost bumped her head on the refrigerator. I was mad...my mind was filled with crazy thoughts. How would I be able to tell the police, it was an accident? Or explain to the the family? Infact, I had to tell her not to move again... anything she needs in the house, I'll get it for her. I was scared.

Na God dey safe guys.

A lady visited our room
His boyfriend wasn't their, his friend (just a friend is my roomy and the guy has nothing for her?).
The girl has visited like two times before and she has never slept before.
So that day, she came. My guy wasn't around, like he went home. Instead of this girl to go home, she decided to sleepover in my niggas bed. My other roommate were like, bro she wan kpash, make we help her.
Me wey be half virgin was like, no bro make we avoid this temptation.
I no wan join Una enter sanko

Vyzz:
A lady visited our room
His boyfriend wasn't their, his friend (just a friend is my roomy and the guy has nothing for her?).
The girl has visited like two times before and she has never slept before.
So that day, she came. My guy wasn't around, like he went home. Instead of this girl to go home, she decided to sleepover in my niggas bed. My other roommate were like, bro she wan kpash, make we help her.
Me wey be half virgin was like, no bro make we avoid this temptation.
I no wan join Una enter sanko

Bros abeg which one be half virgin

iyke926:

Back when I was in school, I don't allow girls pass the night in my room. It was a rule for me. No matter the time, she gat to leave because I always have this what if she dies in my room.


Just months ago before the lockdown, a lady that visited me slipped and almost bumped her head on the refrigerator. I was mad...my mind was filled with crazy thoughts. How would I be able to tell the police, it was an accident? Or explain to the the family? Infact, I had to tell her not to move again... anything she needs in the house, I'll get it for her. I was scared.

Na God dey safe guys.

lol. You are a man of wisdom. I didn't know guys think of such too.

NobleAngell:
lol. You are a man of wisdom. I didn't know guys think of such too.

It's good to have fun and while at it, much better to be careful and sensible. Like during sex, when she screaming harder...if there I got strength that day, will definitely go hard but if no strength..I will go slow. There will always be a return leg. Yohohoho!

iyke926:

It's good to have fun and while at it, much better to be careful and sensible. Like during sex, when she screaming harder...if there I got strength that day, will definitely go hard but if no strength..I will go slow. There will always be a return leg. Yohohoho!

lmao. What if there's never a return leg?

NobleAngell:
lmao. What if there's never a return leg?

Never thought of that. It will hurt me small sha

iyke926:

Never thought of that. It will hurt me small sha

lmao

Vyzz:
A lady visited our room
His boyfriend wasn't their, his friend (just a friend is my roomy and the guy has nothing for her?).
The girl has visited like two times before and she has never slept before.
So that day, she came. My guy wasn't around, like he went home. Instead of this girl to go home, she decided to sleepover in my niggas bed. My other roommate were like, bro she wan kpash, make we help her.
Me wey be half virgin was like, no bro make we avoid this temptation.
I no wan join Una enter sanko

Good of you,say no to rape.

NobleAngell:
lmao

How u doing??

iyke926:

How u doing??

Great, I guess you are doing alright as well.

NobleAngell:
Great, I guess you are doing alright as well.

Yes, I'm kind of good.

iyke926:

Yes, I'm kind of good.

kind of? That's not a certain response. Y so?

NobleAngell:
kind of? That's not a certain response. Y so?

I was feeling bit tired and so sleepy. Just woke up now and much better. Hope you had a day?

iyke926:

I was feeling bit tired and so sleepy. Just woke up now and much better. Hope you had a day?

i sure did.