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New Taxes by Maneater1(f): 9:32am On Jun 12, 2007 |
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2002, the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 Which one would be your tax bracket? 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!! |
Re: New Taxes by otuonye(m): 6:59pm On Jun 12, 2007 |
Na waa ooo. Is this how you want to commercialise the most useful part of the male body? LOL It was funny though. Jojo |
Re: New Taxes by otuwe(f): 11:46am On Jun 13, 2007 |
this is the height of joblessness, pls i'l advice you get something doing ok. one love |
Re: New Taxes by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
Whao that is hilarious I hope there will always be a reciept that will stand as a clearance of payment |
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