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Akpos The Sharp Guy. by teedoxman89(m): 2:51pm On Jun 09, 2020
akpos went for a birthday party. He sat
close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and
started toasting her. “Hello angel, Am
Dav. You look so charming. You are my
spec. Please can I have you phone
number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to
strangers. That’s final” replied the girl.
Akpos smiled inside himself.
Few minute later, the same guy returned
again. “Baby I mean no harm, just give
me a chance to show you how much I can
care for you. Your phone number is just
ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not
interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.
Akpos smiled again and thought of
making business with it.
Akpos approached the guy outside and
say “Just 10,000 Naira and the girl’s
phone number will enter your phone”.
“Really?”
“Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy
Akpos collected the guy`s phone number
and went back to his seat. “You know
what, I must say you are such a decent
girl. I just wish all girls are like you. Says
Akpos to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you
dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will
send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account
number. I will like to transfer N20,000 to
you”
“Waoooo! You mean it?”
“Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward
you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to
this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number
and goes outside to collect his N10,000.
One word for Akpos

OK BYE � �

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