1. Its only in Nigeria that you will return from work even if there is light,you will still bring out your generator.
2.No matter the speed of a car in the tv it can never hit the unmoving watcher.
3.Its only when you smoke weed that you will start seeing possibilities that hypo can cleanse the body system.
4.Bible say turn the other cheek when slapped but this is not applicable to an angry soldier.
5.Most girls are just wicked! You put the crucifix of Jesus between your 2 oranges and you want his attention.c’mon man’s not hot.
6.A poor man will always rush a call even if given 1000000 airtime as a calling bonus.
7.Anybody that buys a poison for himself and still expecting change hasn’t made up his mind to die.
8.Hiv is fuming...”so na like this corona go take my shine away?? People no Dey fear me again”
9.Messi and Ronaldo can make some people talk for 2 hours in public,same people will still tell you”I don’t talk much!”

The no.1 was funny, the rest get as e be

Maybe it would have been funnier with pictures