Something wicked this way comes? Well, according to The First Satanic Church in South Africa, there’s really no need for anyone to be alarmed. The group have officially opened up their doors, and are inviting citizens to put their faith in something completely different.

South Africa is a deeply religious country, and this latest round of ‘satanic panic‘ has been doing the rounds on social media. For the devout religious types, this is yet another sign that 2020 is our most apocalyptic year on record. But for others, this is a symbol of Mzansi’s incredible capacity for diversity and inclusivity.

The First Satanic Church in South Africa is located in Century City (Cape Town). They say that anyone is welcome to join, and further information is available on their website.

It’s worth clarifying that those who form part of the Satanic Church do not identify as “devil worshippers” – bare with us here: They do put their faith in Satan, but rather than seeing him as an evil figure, he’s more of a “fitting archetype that best represents true human nature”. It’s a concept that requires some alternate thought.”

The group does not condone sacrifices, either human or animal, and rejects the principles of shame and guilt that exist in Christianity. They claim to be supportive of all other religions, and their teachings range from ‘expressing kindness’ to ‘condoning vengeance’. It’s one hell of a tightrope…

The church was given permission to register as a religious organisation back in February. They are a non-profit organisation, and have been forced to deny they are a ‘get-rich-quick scheme’.

It took co-founders Adri Norton and Riaan Swiegelaar four years to finally get approval for their plans.

The spectre of “ritual abuse” looms large
although The First Satanic Church in South Africa condemns all forms of sacrifice, their culture is still rooted in the practice of rituals. Ceremonies are performed regularly and have become the defining image of Satanic followers across the world.

However, some of these rituals have crossed the line before, and the Church is acutely aware of abuse claims raised by individuals over the last decade. They’ve set up a fund to help prevent these unsavoury incidents from happening on our shores, and aim to provide support for those who have been affected.

Not only Corona even Satan himself has landed there. I said it many times and I repeat it that Mandela has sold that Country completely.

MrSensor:
Not only Corona even Satan himself has landed there. I said it many times and I repeat it that Mandela has sold that Country completely.

What does Mandela have to do with this, doesn't Nigeria also have a Church of Satan? You're also the 3rd worst affected country with corona in Africa.

TMKsouth:


What does Mandela have to do with this, doesn't Nigeria also have a Church of Satan? You're also the 3rd worst affected country with corona in Africa.

Mandela is the cause of whatever is happening there. Whether you agree or not. We only have one messiah (Jesus) but Mandela made himself the latest messiah. That country is lawless because of him. He even abandoned his own wife and married the late president of Mozambique's wife. The man never believed in God, he only believed in politics and he was declared a terrorist. His jail number had 666 on it (46664)

MrSensor:
Mandela is the cause of whatever is happening there. Whether you agree or not. We only have one messiah (Jesus) but Mandela made himself the latest messiah. That country is lawless because of him.

Who's the Nigerian Messiah causing all your problems? Coz there are just as many if not more.

TMKsouth:


Who's the Nigerian Messiah causing all your problems? Coz there are just as many if not more.

I grew up in South Africa and I just came here recently so I don't know much about Naija.

Fork Satan

Also not commenting. I sleep alone

and people will attend o

MrSensor:
I grew up in South Africa and I just came here recently so I don't know much about Naija.

I still disagree with you though on Mandela. Anyway, are you a South African ?

MrSensor:
Mandela is the cause of whatever is happening there. Whether you agree or not. We only have one messiah (Jesus) but Mandela made himself the latest messiah. That country is lawless because of him. He even abandoned his own wife and married the late president of Mozambique's wife. The man never believed in God, he only believed in politics and was declared a terrorist. His jail number had 666 on it (46664)

Lemme guess,
He will be the resurrected Antichrist yeah?

MrSensor:
Mandela is the cause of whatever is happening there. Whether you agree or not. We only have one messiah (Jesus) but Mandela made himself the latest messiah. That country is lawless because of him. He even abandoned his own wife and married the late president of Mozambique's wife. The man never believed in God, he only believed in politics and was declared a terrorist. His jail number had 666 on it (46664)

this is why I don't rate NL see this mumu for example

Kingkun69:
this is why I don't rate NL see this mumu for example

Truth hurts. Go and research what I've said. They fed you only good news about him. No different between him and Obama same whatsapp group.



The headquarter of Church of Satan is in America and now the latest branch is opening in South Africa.

Trump is trying all he can to make America good again but he is facing a huge mountain alone. All worldly people are oppossing him.

Many are angered by the choice of cloth by the Satanic church. It is the typical attire for traditional healers across Southern Africa.

MrSensor:
Not only Corona even Satan himself has landed there. I said it many times and I repeat it that Mandela has sold that Country completely.

Stop taking KUSH. It's not good for your health!

Sensitivity:
Stop taking KUSH. It's not good for your health!

I normally ignore children like this. Never ever reply me again.

What is this world turning into

I don't know why i find this funny maybe it is the guys head looking like a warhead.

Fronts/Jokers just like the rest. The real thing happens behind scenes. Whatever the public gets, be assured it's the watered down version

No wonder South Africa is light years ahead of this jungle.
They have overcome the fear that cultures religious conviction.

Xenophobia Xplained

Omo see gobe

Adefarasin brethren see dia beardz

Na white people fit do dis
At least they're better than those useless penterascal churches in South Africa

If you like create porn church he no concern me

Why attach the word "Church" to their place of worship. They should at least be creative and get a name for their place of worship.


Them still need Christ for clout...clowns

BeLookingIDIOT:
Na white people fit do dis
At least they're better than those useless penterascal churches in South Africa

Care to elaborate.

Both God and Satan are mythical creatures

Emilokoiyawon:
Both God and Satan are mythical creatures

Dem dey use APPLE LAPTOP dey communicate with SATAN.
..... they can only FooL established FooLs.