So my nairaland guys, i hope say una don dey prepare una pocket because the day of forceful expenses is fast approaching, make una start to dey budget how una go spend ur money, so lets start making our list oooooo

And dat even reminds me, let us pick our nairaland valentine partner (please choose opposite sex), so let d choices start rolling in

why i go rub mind wit Nland girl for valentine wen plenty beautiful girls ful out there? guy stop takin nland to serious

Stud, its a sad thing for me dat u were d first to post on this thread, cant u put ur brain to thinking at times, everything done on dis forumn is just for gingering ur life up, its not for u to sit on and start aving headache of, i am just trying to make Nland feel d presence of valentine, not for u to actually leave ur house and start rocking nland when u are supposed to be with ur loved ones, so do u get me now?

guy soji yourself dis thread no supposed dey jokes section godammit

mtseeew, dats wat ur supposed to say since morning, and besides its not ur business cos i cant see any mod title on ur name, so please stop hating

guy give us joke and not love story please

, derailer

Nice thread - but er. . .Element na u go 1st open up the dance floor - make we follow by example

see ur mouth, anyway man no dey dance alone, shey u go volunteer urself for d launching of the dance floor

^^

You for ask me if i go volunteer myself na . . . .

Hey, Efe seems u got a volunteer already, so i officially announce dat:

EFE AND PHAROH ARE GOING TO LAUNCH THE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE NLAND VALENTINE CELEBRATION IN D JOKES SECTION

*applause from the invisible audience*

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Element G:

Hey, Efe seems u got a volunteer already, so i officially announce dat:

EFE AND PHAROH ARE GOING TO LAUNCH THE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE NLAND VALENTINE CELEBRATION IN D JOKES SECTION

*applause from the invisible audience*

I never said that! - abi I nor get choice for the matter?

bright007:

Post is irrelevant

It's all in good humour - try to see the funny side of it

Anyway, I pick. . .

Ogaga 4 luv

A bit controversial - but yes

Ogaga u av been officially chosen by the efemented mama of nland

*applause from the invisible audience*

lolllll

wow, stud laughing on my thread

Hey man, i swear i am sorry about everything and d bad approaches we've made to each other *stretches hand for a shake*

Element

you soft pass woman wrapper

oya who be your partner abi make I choose 1 for you??

hmm, let me see ur choice first lol

^^^^

Wise man . . . show say you dey pursue more than one rat for here lol . . .

lol, pharoh abeg leave me jor

na wa oo, so u no get homework again poster
i piccck to b continued una wan bomb

^^

You no know say terrorist done full the jokes section. . . .

This february 14th na bombing day o o oo . . .Na who u go erm. . .

^my bobolet D
me no no sey 24th na yanshing day o , i 4 like masaka efe on top turbo dryer so her periwrinkle sef go dey do 150km per hr
efe offer lasts 24hr or else i go carry my driller go begin drill tz cupboard

^^

Men you too raw o o o o . . . i no follow una talk this kind talk for here abeg . ,

After una finish . . i dey expect you and your partners in crime confession for my corner . . .

Abeg ID . . take am easy . . . make i pass you one gist . . . i hear the poster dey available . . . .

^am not raw jorrr , am jus outspoken haba at least i blend my yarns am wiv ata gungun  , i wasnt too xrated i no kids are at loose here.shey dat wan na gist, poster free mtseew , he go sun find maga
like i sed i dey wait 4 anwili aka efe

Idowuogbo:

^my bobolet D
me no no sey 24th na yanshing day o , i 4 like masaka efe on top turbo dryer so her periwrinkle sef go dey do 150km per hr
efe offer lasts 24hr or else i go carry my driller go begin drill tz cupboard

IDOOOOOOOOOOWUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl, I swear - you don kolo finish!

er. . .u fit manage Pharoh

Im JT go fit give you temporary relief

Idowuogbo:

^am not raw jorrr , am jus outspoken haba at least i blend my yarns am wiv ata gungun  , i wasnt too xrated i no kids are at loose here.shey dat wan na gist, poster free mtseew , he go sun find maga
like i sed i dey wait 4 anwili aka efe

I hear say poster dey for chizomaga avenue . . make we pray say he see something for there so he fit throw bomb on that day . . .

Anyway your prey done come so make i leave una . . but remember to come for confession ooo . . .

^^ you sef!!

na who u dey call prey?

shame nor catch you? you just siddon for there dey look as the itch for ID Congo wan kill am

man, abeg do your thing jor and help relieve a fellow sister in distress

Pharoh:

I hear say poster dey for chizomaga avenue . . make we pray say he see something for there so he fit throw bomb on that day . . .    

Anyway your prey done come so make i leave una . . but remember to come for confession ooo . . .      

he not fit handle chizoba na , he wan thief am, na me train dat soldier she no dey fire anyhow

Efemena_xy:

IDOOOOOOOOOOWUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl, I swear - you don kolo finish!

 
anwilllllllllllllllllllllli , kai na my pounding dey make u halar so
oya lets reduce gear let me panelbeat @50km per hr
gal d neighbour don know my name now  

^^Shior??

The Almo abi na Alomo bitters dem give u for bar dey shack you

like I say - abeg manage Oga Pharoh

I hear say im JT go fit give u temporary relief

Efemena_xy:

^^ you sef!!

na who u dey call prey?

shame nor catch you? you just siddon for there dey look as the itch for ID Congo wan kill am

man, abeg do your thing jor and help relieve a fellow sister in distress

You no well at all . . . person wey be prey know herhimself . . i no need to mention name na . .

Why shame go catch me when she done name her price already . . .abeg no use style shift the goal post jare . .

Na you need relief no be me . . . today . . . by bombing, yanshing and fire. . .you will be relieved of all the congo spirit wey dey worry you shior. .