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Fellow Copse by Lexyhearts(f): 1:06pm On Jun 19, 2007
A dubious man who had been fond of robbing taxi drivers of their fares by telling them he was a walking corpse met the shock of his life one fateful day.This is how it happened.

On previous lucky occassions,a dialogue like this usually ensues:


taxi driver:oga,please pay your money


passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE?


taxi driversadstops the cab and runs so fast) yeeeh!a corpse,help! help!!


But on this fateful day,


taxi driver:oga,please pay your money


passenger:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-YOU-ARE-CARRYING-A-CORPSE?


taxi driver:hmm-DO-YOU-KNOW-THAT-I-AM-ALSO-A-CORPSE?


taxi driver:hmm-THAT-MEANS-YOU-ARE-MY-FELLOW-CORPSE


passengersadterrified as he runs out of the cab) yeeeh!a real corpse,help!!


As he was running,he met a man who asked him what the problem was.He explained everything to him and could not believe his ears when the man replied saying "when I was alive, the same thing happened to me too."


The dubious man had no other choice than to faint. wink
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