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Three Pastors by HOLU77: 1:45pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
> Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy > Sunday. > They agreed it's so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one > preaches to them. > > Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks, one pastor > thought > of sharing his heart with others. > > He said: "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves > like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other > with our weaknesses". > > They all agreed to this. This pastor said: "Gentlemen I need help! The > people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking > little > by little but > now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray > for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"! > > The other pastor said: "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have > slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach > my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is > discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!" > > The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he > had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: "My brothers my problem is > gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don't tell everyone! In fact I > can't > sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be back! > *Regards |
Re: Three Pastors by dani1luv: 1:57pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Applaudise |
Re: Three Pastors by comptia(m): 2:22pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
you are a gem bro i think the last pastor is the wisiest of all. wisdom is hard to gain than knowledge and im sure he has gained wisdom |
Re: Three Pastors by watchme(f): 2:53pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
This is absolutely great |
Re: Three Pastors by sola12(m): 3:13pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
good job man kip it up |
Re: Three Pastors by thiscounts(m): 3:44pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
Maybe this time around the two pastors have to committ murder and seek for forgiveness later on.Just one more sin, the murder of the gossip pastor! |
Re: Three Pastors by Natasha2(f): 7:02pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
great rotflmao |
Re: Three Pastors by oderemo(m): 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2011 |
one thing about nice/neat joke is the fact that it fill you up like early morning cuppa. nice one bro. |
Re: Three Pastors by HOLU77: 1:52pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Thanks every body, more jokes on the way |
Re: Three Pastors by Pogistega(m): 6:22pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Very funny. |
Re: Three Pastors by bobjr: 8:18am On Mar 07, 2011 |
Nice story, |
Re: Three Pastors by StudioCFR(m): 8:39am On Mar 07, 2011 |
Is dis a joke or a true life story? Mtchew |
Re: Three Pastors by yinkalink(f): 12:23pm On Mar 07, 2011 |
Lovely. |
Re: Three Pastors by neyshed: 12:41pm On Mar 07, 2011 |
All av said Good-Job, Nice-one, very-funny,absolutely-great for me Keep-It- Up and i think the third pastor should not be allow to leave. alakoba ni! |
Re: Three Pastors by yinkalink(f): 12:44pm On Mar 07, 2011 |
What do u mean? Did he arrest d thief? Let him do what he knows ao to do best, spread d truth. |
Re: Three Pastors by neyshed: 12:51pm On Mar 07, 2011 |
Now a-day-s Enu opuro man seje. The mouth that speek everything will not only speak the truth |
Re: Three Pastors by Nobody: 11:45pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
The last pastor gossiping attitude is not really a sin, but a sign of Christianity after all a pastor has to share every thing he knows with his congregation |
Re: Three Pastors by ARareGem(f): 2:32pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
^^Not everything. Nice joke. |
Re: Three Pastors by Arcani: 7:33pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
Naiz, buh stale, tis being posted b4 |
Re: Three Pastors by Basics007: 4:47am On Mar 12, 2011 |
Arcani:After seeing this,i went thru all ur recent posts, guy u can criticize o. Shuo!!!!!!! |
Re: Three Pastors by yinkalink(f): 9:58am On Mar 12, 2011 |
Lol. We don get joke critic here. |
Re: Three Pastors by McCoy91(m): 11:11am On Mar 12, 2011 |
Basics007:Its true. Its an old recycled joke. Funny tho. |
Re: Three Pastors by HamidO1(m): 1:35pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Lovely!!. More abeg |
Re: Three Pastors by Arcani: 8:23pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Basics007: How observant! McCoy91: Guess Iv got a witness! |
Re: Three Pastors by Dabss(m): 7:54am On Mar 13, 2011 |
very old joke |
Re: Three Pastors by Nobody: 11:13pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
I have search through all the threads i have never seen a joke as old as this one, the joke has been posted by more than four N/LD |
Re: Three Pastors by StudioCFR(m): 11:22pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
if u dont like the joke, post your own. mtchew |
Re: Three Pastors by kodylicky(f): 9:23am On Mar 15, 2011 |
its still a nice joke compared to wat a lot of ppl put up here |
Re: Three Pastors by clemcykul(f): 9:58am On Mar 15, 2011 |
lol , . .gbeborun |
Re: Three Pastors by yinkalink(f): 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
C who's talking. Duh! |
Re: Three Pastors by shakara4u(m): 2:16pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
Is dis a joke or a true life story?same person again if u dont like the joke, post your own. this guy needs help, talkin from both sides of his mouth abi u b nigerian polititcian |
Re: Three Pastors by jbblues24(m): 8:57pm On May 31, 2019 |
Nice use of fuschia in this shapes =) |
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