> Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy
> Sunday.
> They agreed it's so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one
> preaches to them.
>
> Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks, one pastor
> thought
> of sharing his heart with others.
>
> He said: "guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves
> like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other
> with our weaknesses".
>
> They all agreed to this. This pastor said: "Gentlemen I need help! The
> people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking
> little
> by little but
> now I take a big chunk. I can't stop stealing from the church please pray
> for me. The day they will find out I will be fired"!
>
> The other pastor said: "brothers your sins are better than mine! I have
> slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach
> my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is
> discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me!"
>
> The last pastor's feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he
> had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: "My brothers my problem is
> gossip, there is nothing I hear that I don't tell everyone! In fact I
> can't
> sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be back!
> *Regards

you are a gem bro i think the last pastor is the wisiest of all. wisdom is hard to gain than knowledge and im sure he has gained wisdom

This is absolutely great

good job man kip it up

Maybe this time around the two pastors have to committ murder and seek for forgiveness later on.Just one more sin, the murder of the gossip pastor!

great rotflmao

one thing about nice/neat joke is the fact that it fill you up like early morning cuppa.
nice one bro.

Thanks every body, more jokes on the way

Very funny.

Nice story,

Is dis a joke or a true life story?


Mtchew

Lovely.

All av said Good-Job, Nice-one, very-funny,absolutely-great for me Keep-It- Up and i think the third pastor should not be allow to leave. alakoba ni!

What do u mean? Did he arrest d thief? Let him do what he knows ao to do best, spread d truth.

Now a-day-s Enu opuro man seje. The mouth that speek everything will not only speak the truth

The last pastor gossiping attitude is not really a sin, but a sign of Christianity after all a pastor has to share every thing he knows with his congregation 

^^Not everything.

Nice joke.

Arcani:

Naiz, buh stale, tis being posted b4

After seeing this,i went thru all ur recent posts, guy u can criticize o. Shuo!!!!!!!

Lol. We don get joke critic here.

Basics007:

After seeing this,i went thru all your recent posts, guy u can criticize o. Shuo!!!!!!!

Its true. Its an old recycled joke. Funny tho.

Lovely!!. More abeg

very old joke

I have search through all the threads i have never seen a joke as old as this one, the joke has been posted by more than four N/LD

if u dont like the joke, post your own.

mtchew

its still a nice joke compared to wat a lot of ppl put up here

lol , . .gbeborun

C who's talking. Duh!

Is dis a joke or a true life story?


Mtchew

same person again

if u dont like the joke, post your own.

mtchew

this guy needs help, talkin from both sides of his mouth

abi u b nigerian polititcian

Nice use of fuschia in this shapes =)