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|A Sensible Mad Man by davroca16(m): 5:38pm On Mar 01, 2011|
an officer that works in a saikiatrick hospital wanted to know if any of the mad men in his hospital was getting back to normal so he drew a car on a black board and then asked all the mad men to push the car so the mad men ran towardr the board and started pushing the car but one of men did not join them so the oficcer thouht the man was back to normal so he asked him y was not pushing the car wit the other men the mad man told him that the other men were mad, that he was having the key of car
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by neyshed(m): 6:38pm On Mar 01, 2011|
May be u are the man, Nic one there
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by vincent_09(m): 8:52pm On Mar 01, 2011|
I de laugh
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by neyshed(m): 10:53am On Mar 02, 2011|
U can still do more @ vincent
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by bobjr: 6:15pm On Mar 06, 2011|
A smart one crazy person
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by yinkalink(f): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by phraze(m): 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Efemena_xy: 7:27pm On Mar 06, 2011|
@poster your grammar get as e be
but nice joke underneath the fluff - post some more pls
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Arcani: 4:27pm On Mar 11, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by sats: 9:21pm On Mar 14, 2011|
u try but heard b4
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Mar 15, 2011|
*Grins from ear to ear*
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by dani1luv: 10:54am On Mar 15, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 7:41pm On Mar 16, 2011|
psycho custodian interviewed the mad people in the yard to know the level of their madness.
he interviewed about six people and realized they were really mad but their was one that was looking like a normal person and he decided to interview him
psycho cust: one plus one
mad man: two
psyco cust: two plus two
mad man: four
he was very surprise and bewildered he ask further
psycho cust: four plus four
mad man: eight
psycho cust: eight plus eight
mad man: sixteen
(he was convince that probable he is back to his senses and ask further to confirm)
psycho cust: where do you got all this answers
(mad man laughs before answering)
mad man: what a wonderful question, all those answers i got it from my kidney (pointing at his head)
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Arcani: 7:52pm On Mar 16, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by maliswa: 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2011|
thats a good one
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by PretiEbony(f): 9:48pm On Mar 16, 2011|
first and second jokes are so 9ce
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by chima2011: 10:52pm On Mar 16, 2011|
d 1st one was recycled while d second one was jst okay.
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2011|
indi ara kwenu!!
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 2:07pm On Mar 17, 2011|
a mad man was walking on the road towards my right hand side i was some how afraid but then i summoned courage and walk as if i wasn't scared but inside me i was dying. the sun was so hot and excruciating on planet earth but thanks to my stars i was holding an umbrella.
The mad man notice me with the umbrella and walked up to me, do you know what he said?
MAD MAN: Sister abeg u go fit help me with your umbrella because this sun go fit make person MAD
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by yinkalink(f): 2:11pm On Mar 17, 2011|
but this wan that all ur jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Chykason(m): 2:37pm On Mar 17, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Arcani: 2:57pm On Mar 17, 2011|
hehe, lol at joke though
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by sutoboy(m): 3:17pm On Mar 17, 2011|
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Mar 17, 2011|
*looks at flexystar sceptically**
u well so??
funny jokes u gat me roflmao
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Ranoscky(m): 12:48pm On Mar 21, 2011|
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Flygerian swagger***
clemcykul:You gat me laffin enuff money into ma bank account, nigga!
Flexystar, nice jokes there babe, beauriful profile too!
Op, cool tho!
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 2:37pm On Mar 21, 2011|
clemcykul:what do that imply
okay i get it, its only one of a kind that hails the other
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by kay jasper(m): 2:57pm On Mar 22, 2011|
I was driving by one day and when i got to a junction i stopped to check the road well.
There was a mad woman who was sitting there and she burst into laughter.
She said, ah ah, so you no wan die?
I start to smile at her comment and then she said again,
Mad woman dey talk,you dey laugh, .
I wipe the smile from my face and forcefully entered the road, the mad woman kept laughing at me.
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 6:50pm On Mar 22, 2011|
kay jasper:what nonsense
@jasper u really for sensible people hand
mad person laugh at u, u no come down slap craze commot for eehn head make ehhn no say una medulla oblongata no dey d same
That na small make i tell u wetin mad woman do me atleast ma own get reason why i leavam
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 7:01pm On Mar 22, 2011|
One day i don kit up finish won travel i went to the bus stop, that very day was the big market day in our area, so i see this mad woman, me sef i no know whether our area don turn to psychiatric town whether them pack them for hilux pickup come dump for that area i no know.
Come see different tripe, u go laff tire if u see when dem dey meet
igbo: nyem miri bikonu
but this one na very beautiful young woman and a very good dancer
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|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2011|
every body knows that she is a very good dancer
luckily there was this music by Shakira (hips dont lie) that was heating the air waves
She came around, u know the worst thing she no see any other person but me to request for money.
i was like GOD!!! WHY ME
but then as there was no vehicle then i decided to have a little fun
i asked her to dance as usual at first she resisted i assured her that there is money if only she would dance, i proceeded to bring some naira notes from my bag i saw the flash in her eyes.
She automatically began to dance.
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|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Ranoscky(m): 8:56pm On Mar 22, 2011|
^^ U geh luck say she no byt your hand, take de moni, jaa commot!
|Re: A Sensible Mad Man by Hamid O(m): 9:28pm On Mar 22, 2011|
This sun fit make person Mad, Lol.
This jokes about mad men sweet pass the one's wey no mad sef,
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