yinkalink:

lol


but this wan that all your jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh

yinkalink:

lol
but this wan that all your jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh

hehe, lol at joke though

flexystar:

a mad man was walking on the road towards my right hand side i was some how afraid but then i summoned courage and walk as if i wasn't scared but inside me i was dying. the sun was so hot and excruciating on planet earth but thanks to my stars i was holding an umbrella.
The mad man notice me with the umbrella and walked up to me, do you know what he said?

MAD MAN: Sister abeg u go fit help me with your umbrella because this sun go fit make person MAD

flexystar:

psycho custodian interviewed the mad people in the yard to know the level of their madness.

he interviewed about six people and realized they were really mad but their was one that was looking like a normal person and he decided to interview him

is like we are at mad section now,

psycho cust: one plus one
mad man: two
psyco cust: two plus two
mad man: four
he was very surprise and bewildered he ask further
psycho cust: four plus four
mad man: eight
psycho cust: eight plus eight
mad man: sixteen
(he was convince that probable he is back to his senses and ask further to confirm)
psycho cust: where do you got all this answers
(mad man laughs before answering)
mad man: what a wonderful question, all those answers i got it from my kidney (pointing at his head)

davroca16:

an officer that works in a saikiatrick hospital wanted to know if any of the mad men in his hospital was getting back to normal so he drew a car on a black board and then asked all the mad men to push the car so the mad men ran towardr the board and started pushing the car but one of men did not join them so the oficcer thouht the man was back to normal so he asked him y was not pushing the car wit the other men the mad man told him that the other men were mad, that he was having the key of car

clemcykul:

indi ara kwenu!!

yinkalink:

but this wan that all your jokes are about mad people. i dey fear oh

clemcykul:

indi ara kwenu!!

kay jasper:


I was driving by one day and when i got to a junction i stopped to check the road well.
There was a mad woman who was sitting there and she burst into laughter.
She said, ah ah, so you no wan die?
I start to smile at her comment and then she said again,
Mad woman dey talk,you dey laugh, .
I wipe the smile from my face and forcefully entered the road, the mad woman kept laughing at me.