[b][/b]Stories
MORNING VIBES
1" I Fainted Near Your Provision Shop And U Are Pouring Water In My Mouth What Happened To Milk And Malt
2" Are you proud of your uncle
I Mean The one from your father's side??
3" If you can push FirstBank doors, believe me
my sister, you can push that your relationship
to marriage.
4" So a cheat doesn't want to marry a cheat
in this country.
I thought iron sharpneth iron?
5" You may think Nigerian police are useless
until they start looking for you
6" Difference btw I get belle & I am pregnant.
I am pregnant na goodnews
I get belle fit make a guy dey look 4 seat belt
on top bike
7" Sometimes, I just dress good, look into the
mirror and go back to bed and start shedding
tears of joy because money go fit me.
8" Person Wey Tell Me Say Love Nah Scam wan
do Wedding dis comi g Saturday
This life no balance at all
9" How can I buy chicken for 10k and you
expect me not to drink the blood
Is your brain paining you??
10" I remember in a school debate I supported;
“education is better than money".
Money pls forgive me, I was a child
11"Went to ma girlfriend house yesterday,I
refused to eat so that she will beg me cuz she
offend me
Instead she ate all the food ,washed the pot
and even went to sleep
JUST IMAGINE
U sef imagine
12" "Make sure you finish the food before you
eat the meat "
Biko is that a Home training , Choice or
Poverty ?
14" A girlfriend that can not use her boyfriend
as next of kin...
Is that one girlfriend
15" Everybody is equal in every Igbo occasion
until they begin to serve Ukwa.
That food is an agent of discrimination.
16" In my next life,,if I hear Nigeria in my
Mother's womb...
I will just use her Intestine to hang Myself..
nonsense
17" I heard high school is resuming on 9th.
Please, does it include the student?
18" Sometimes I just sit & wonder if it was
Lagos conductor's armpits that inspired the
invention of roll on
19" If your money can't bribe death, then stop
making noise like cover of pot that mistakenly
fell down.
20" Forget Facebook packaging
Most of us here don't have 2k in our bank
account...
# fact
GOOD MORNING
HAVE A GREAT DAY

Good job bro