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This One Weak Me O by amosalan(m): 8:41pm On Oct 10, 2020 |
For the first time in my entire life on earth I
was seeing a gentle bus conductor. He was
smartly dressed and had good accent. He
smelt nice too unlike our regular
conductors. He made it look like a white
collar job....
"ma'am, can I have ur money?" He said
almost in a whisper to the lady beside me.
She handed her fare to him. We all gave him
our money and he gave us our balance
without much ado. He talked like he didn't
like noise.
After some time, he got down from d bus
and waved at us all. He mixed among the
crowd...
"Your conductor is nice. He must be an Igbo
guy" I said to the driver from the back seat.
"yes. He's so calm and coordinated" another
lady in front added.
"Who? The driver asked
"Your conductor" the woman beside me
replied.
"Ah!! I no get conductor oo. I de do my tin
by myself" the driver said smiling
"I mean the young man who just alighted" I
told him
"No.. How that kind person go be conductor.
Na passenger. I just carry am for junction"
he said
"But he collect our money for back nah"
The bus screeched and stopped
immediately.
"Who collect Una money? The driver asked
"Your conductor" we responded
He came down from the bus.... "I go slap
person here o. Una gimme conductor?
Wetin be this Na? Make Una gimme my
money Biko" the driver roared
We all refused to pay initially but when he
became violent, some of us paid
My problem is not the guy's calmness or
fraudulent act. My problem is "Where exactly
did he get all the change and guts?
I'm tired of Nigeria.
Good night |
Re: This One Weak Me O by daviesmania(m): 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2020 |
After someone will come and say that he/she has seen it all...... This quantri?? Una neva see anything yet!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: This One Weak Me O by goldtube(m): 12:33am On Oct 11, 2020 |
Re: This One Weak Me O by AyewohGospel: 6:42am On Oct 11, 2020 |
This one weak me no be small ;DThis one weak me no be small 1 Like |
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