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7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by thesilentman(m): 1:32pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
The face- me-i - face -you homes are charactererized by umpteens of irritating attitude s by co- tenants.It's almost practically impossible to escape the slanging matches,bust- ups, rumor- peddling and mallice- keeping that have virtually become the norm in these homes. Ofcourse,these homes are largly rented by people with scarce or little means. Here,below are the 7 ways to survive and live in peace if you ever find yourself in any of these homes: 1.Mind your business. 2. Never mingle with co- tenants in your idle moments. 3.Never borrow anything from co- tenants. 4.pay your hydro bills in time. 5.Never woo any woman in that house. 6.Avoid other people's wives like the plague Note: They gonna resent you for all these but your self-respect would be intact at the end of the day. 7: Add yours...Happy weekend! 5 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
True. But 5 and 6 are quite difficult. Imagine giving you free hairy pussy without asking. My GOD, very tempting. |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by thesilentman(m): 2:18pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Ninejaywon:it doesn't always end well,bro. 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Mariangeles(f): 4:18pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Op, those are very dangerous rules to live by. No man is an island. You don't want a situation where you might fall sick and die in your apartment for days without anyone checking up on you do you? 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by thesilentman(m): 4:27pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Mariangeles:oh I Have mastered them and am just teaching my wife too.It Sure works,trust me. 3 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Escabado: 4:35pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
7 is to avoid gossip and envy . If u buy car none of them will envy you because you don't bring yourself close them in the first place . 4 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
thesilentman:But wetin we go do nau?? When you are served a meal, u need to eat. |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by thesilentman(m): 7:36pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Ninejaywon:lol |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by armyofone(m): 9:42pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
You learn to curb your sexual appetite - do not eat meal you are served. Take a rain check and pass! Eat the one you bought, cooked and served yourself. Ninejaywon: 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Nobody: 9:53pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
Always try to head whatever event or meeting to be organized. Be active. Pray you don't become a chief tenant before you build your own home 1 Like |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 23, 2020 |
armyofone: Hello, dis one wey you carry d matter for head like gala hawker, no be say i chop your wife kpomo o. You have to know that some meals are just simply irrestible especially when offered on a platter. Got that?? 1 Like |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by armyofone(m): 2:13am On Oct 24, 2020 |
How can you even think of offered sex when living in such an environment? Will the super Mosquitoes allow you do it ? Again, learn to curb and control your sexual appetite while you think of living in Banana Republic. The irresistible meal is one reason there are poverty everywhere. Anyway carry on. Ninejaywon: 1 Like |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Deceptionlove: 10:18am On Oct 24, 2020 |
armyofone: Stop wasting your energy on an empty skull...... 1 Like |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by armyofone(m): 10:36am On Oct 24, 2020 |
Re: 7 Ways To Survive In A Face-to- Face House by Nobody: 2:32pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
[quote author=armyofone post=95267338]How can you even think of offered sex when living in such an environment? Will the super Mosquitoes allow you do it ? Again, learn to curb and control your sexual appetite while you think of living in Banana Republic. The irresistible meal is one reason there are poverty everywhere. Anyway carry on. [/quote. And who told you all face-2-face apartments are filthy. There are some very clean ones, u know?? Even the angels won't forgive you if you don't consume some meals. Pussies are not for exhibition, they are meant to be "consumed". Thanks all the same 1 Like |
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